Chace Crawford is on the current cover of VMAN magazine doing his best Zac Efron from “Hairspray” Â You can’t blame the guy for looking extremely gay in such a magazine as VMAN. Â My problem is the article inside. Â I think so many of these teenie bopper twinks really believe their own press. Â Below is a quote of how he wants to map out his career. Â Chace is a good-looking kid, but I hate to break it to him that he looks like a failed catalog model and there are 300 of him running around Los Angeles. Â He should be thankful for his “Gossip Girl” good fortune and not overestimate his acting ability. Â The acting on General Hospital is Oscar-worthy compared to Ms. Crawford’s chops. Â Don’t quit your day job Chace, you and Jesse Metcalfe from “Desperate Housewives” will be out of work pretty boy roommates before you can say “Gardener” Â Here’s Chace’s brilliant career plan. Â He forgot that Leo Dicaprio can act and the only reason he is in this magazine is because the male editor thought he had a shot with him.
On having a a career strategy mapped out: I want to do the edgy independent movies, like DiCaprio did, but you have to balance it out. It’s about carving out your leading-man role. Fight Club? Yes! X-Men? Yes! All sorts of different films. American Beauty? Yes! I don’t know if I could pull off a Kevin Spacey, but I’ll try!â€
He should thank for his “Gossip Girl†good fortune and not over estimate his acting ability.
Is that sentence grammatically correct? 8-)
ooh, ooh, i know! i know!
the answer is NO, you CANNOT pull of a kevin spacey.
and for the sake of all that is good and beautiful, PLEASE do not fucking try.
just go away and powder something.
also:
wtf is vman?
even their website doesn’t seem to explain it in the slightest.
A first glance I honestly said, out-loud, “oh god I hate Zac Effron”. Then of course I went on the read the article and cringed my way through it anyway.
Oh Chasey, Chasey, Chasey.
I’d still do you.
Why hello there, BonerBob.
Are we grumpy with Chase today?
omg stop talking. a few things on this site are sacred: Britney Spears, Lindsays vag, Gossip Girl.
No Touchy.
V man = Vagina Man??? The perfect cover.
hmmm…
hahahha @ Love the beet, hate beets…….
I think V stands for Visionaire.
YES! I love BonerBob.
It’s really scary how feminized these men are. I have no idea why young girls find them attractive, well attractive as your gay friend who goes shopping with you, and loves it.
That is one creepy ass front cover to anything. Middle America must just be crapping itself.
at first glance i totally thought it was an overly photo-shopped perez hilton.
How come Boner Bob didn’t get the weekend gig? Hilarious! Please join us more often, Boner Bob!
His eyebrows are AWFULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Sorry, but this kid looks so feminine and all around unremarkable….how the hell did he become a tween “heart throb”?
BBoner is correct. He should be happy with his current gig, save as much of his salary as possible, and invest wisely. He’ll need to live on it for a long long time.
Yes, what did they do to his eyebrows? And plaid? Why, God, why?
He is superfly hot though, and pretty much perfect as the character (wooden). Let him dream his crazy dreams.
I take umbrage at your Jesse Spencer slight however, I think he’s awesome. And he’s on House, which to me is SACRED, much like Lindsay’s aforementioned vag.
Never underestimate the power of the gay mafia in Hollywood!
Chace may wind up having a long career. If nothing else, in gay porn.
Sup, Eyebrows.
Wow, he looks like someone could stick a hand up his butt and use him as a wooden puppet. Are those black catepillar’s glued to his face for eyebrows? Sigh, where have all the cowboys gone?