Last night was Oceana’s 2008 Partners Award Gala held at the home of Jena and Michael King. Trudie Styler, Sting and former President Bill Clinton were recognized for their work to help save our oceans.
Hostess Jena King and actress January Jones wore marine themed shades of blue (or green depending on your monitor settings)…trite but at least not black!  If I had a celeb-like body, I’d wear taxicab yellow every day of my life. Do Hollywood women now fear color as much as they fear eating, aging and gravity? In fairness, a couple ladies did trailblaze and branch out into the charcoal palette.Â
What’s with the little cranberry-looking bracelet Clinton’s wearing?
motherf@#k if he still ain’t hot.
i hate men.
Ya know, I see that picture of Bill Clinton standing in front of that podium with that look on his face, and I can’t help but think of that hilarious scene from the original “Police Academy” when Commandant Eric Lassard is giving his speech.
Speaking of Bill Clinton:
It is opined that Bill Clinton committed racist hate crimes, and I am not free to say anything further about it.
Respectfully Submitted by Andrew Y. Wang, J.D. Candidate
B.S., Summa Cum Laude, 1996
Messiah College, Grantham, PA
Lower Merion High School, Ardmore, PA, 1993
(I can type 90 words per minute, and there are probably thousands of copies on the Internet indicating the content of this post.)
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“If only it were possible to ban invention that bottled up memories so they never got stale and faded.” Off the top of my head—it came from my Lower Merion High School yearbook.