“I was born with six fingers on each hand. It’s my little oddity that I’m really proud of. People are really interested but repulsed at the same time. My dad had them, and my grandad. I feel like we’re one step ahead – a sign of things to come. We could do more stuff if we had extra fingers – faster texting, faster emailing, better guitar-playing.”
Gemma Arterton, the new Bond girl, blowing my fucking mind in a new interview with Esquire.
why can’t I see her 6 fingers?!?!
Hmm. I don’t see any evicence of the extra digits in the pics, but I would definitely like to. Can you procure any hand close ups, Beet?
She had them removed a long time ago.
They are usually removed not long after birth. Normally they don’t have any bones in them, more like a long lump of flesh. Sometimes it has a nail, sometimes it does not.
her grandpa killed ingo montoya’s father.
he died.
@ Dr. Keightlynn
Are you talking about the post or your husbands peen after you told him you were knocked-up?
“But, I know something you don’t know. I’m not really left-handed.”
hound dog taylor, 6 fingers on his left hand, great guitar player.
she also has cauliflower ear
Keightlynn knows all about being inbred and birth defects considering she/he is a card carrying redneck that is voting Conservative.
WTF?!
I was just at Ripley’s in NYC, this chicka should hook up with lobster boy. Imagine the offspring!
There was a picture of her on one of the papers in work yesterday holding a wine glass and her fingers were circled in red
@TSS
My cousin was actually born with an extra finger.
And haha no, me and my husbands peen still get along just fine ;]
@ DP
I also own a rifle, and a pellet gun. And have won a few skeet contests. I have also hunted squirrels. I also have fishing license and enjoy fishing in Lake Erie and have gone camping almost every summer since I was 12. I also enjoy paint balling in camo on a crisp fall day. And I also live in a trailer park.
hahahahaha.
Dude, I fucking love this blog
well, if nothing else, i bet she’s fantastic at rock, paper, scissors.
re; donkeypunch
you are one funny hermaphrodite!
You are pretty good typing with only one hand Mr. Wackoff King.
doesn’t inbreeding cause people to be born with extra fingers? like in the amish community?
re; donkeypunch
why thanks! it’s really hard because i’m not naturally able to type lefthanded. well gotta run, as my favorite black midget porn star ‘black eyed pea’ is hosting a live video feed that’s about to start and i have to get my animal skin underwear out of the dryer before she comes out of her jungle hut.
re; jinx
no, silly, inbreeding causes people to masturbate excessively and say yiddish words even when they aren’t jewish, shit like that. oi! i’m running late and anyways these days this site is such a kappore. well, see ya, my alteh moid friend.
I don’t understand why she’s “really proud of it” when the extra fingers aren’t there anymore.
And she had plastic surgery on her cauliflower ear, so you won’t see that either.
i still want that dress
@ fashion herald: give me back my wig! i love, love, love hound dog taylor! in addition to 6 fingers he also had a foot condition that made standing painful, so he had to sit on a stool in order to play a set. such a pity his career ended so soon.
Six fingers is actually a dominant trait genetically. You need to have it handed down (no pun intended) in certain way- I’m not sure how it works specifically and why we all don’t have six fingers, but if her dad and grandad had them, it makes sense. Power to Gemma, though! If I had been born with six fingers, I’d think it was a pretty neat little oddity, too.
censorthis, sometimes you can be amusing when you aren’t being a racist neo-con.
I can dislocate my thumbs, shoulders, and my jaw.
And I can use my feet to pick stuff up.
Top that Gemma
re; donkeypunch
why thanks, although i admit i had to look up neo-con. at first i thought you were calling me some new kind of convict, which scared me as i’m actually incarcerated as we speak and i thought i was busted. i’m actually supposed to be studying for a law degree instead of reading evil beet. just fyi, i plan to follow the path of my hero, obomba, and head to harvard as soon as i can get ahold of some of that annenberg money that obomba’s bomber pal willie ayers is passing around for guys like me and impressionable young impoverished minorities.
You had to look up neo-con?
You had to look up neo-con???
she is SO hot
She is a really beautiful woman. Loving her latest ad for Avon.
lol i love it when people double-post and they don’t do it right.
both my cousins were born with them, it didnt look as odd as you my think but their mom did decide to have them removed.
At first I thought she was Demi Lovato