… or does everybodyeverybodyeverybody look a hot mess at Elle’s 15th Annual Women in Hollywood event? I am happy with nobody‘s look here. Everyone’s hair looks awful. Just frizzy and flat and gross. Everyone’s. Was it a bad hair day all across LA? No one’s clothes really excite me, although Amber Valetta gets a maybe. Cheryl Tiegs’s bra doesn’t fit and Eva Mendes’s slip is showing. Kat Dennings looks like someone dragged her out of her coffin for the event. And it’s not like I expect much out of Sigourney Weaver, but if you’re going to wear a drab, ankle-length, moss-green dress, for the love of God, please don’t wear matching shoes. Chelsea Handler should have had the chemical peel after the event instead of immediately before. I can’t even look at Jennifer Lopez’s dress without feeling the need to buy her a teddy bear and talk to her about the “bad touch” and while we’re just cranking legislation through Congress could we get something passed about allowing this woman to wear pink lipstick?
Okay I think I’m done now.
I mean, seriously, is it just me or was it Stylists’ Day Off at this event?
hahahaha. beet, it makes me sad that you’re all menstrual and miserable… but you pms-ing is just fucking hilarious.
and you’re not wrong.
You’re 100% correct. They all look like they just rolled out of bed.
… I think there are a lot of excellent looks here. But then again, I like the “just had a sloppy quickie right before we left the house” look.
I think Katherine McPhee (sp?) was the only one who looked good
re; torie
as the wizard says in oz, ‘i now pronounce you an asskisser deluxe’.
I liked Courtney Cox-Arquette’s look was nice. I like the simple silver sandals with the silver jewelry. Everyone did look like this was something they had to roll out of bed after a hangover to get to.
re; evil beet
you’re funny. i like your captions very much.
I definitely don’t have pms and I totally agree with you. Maybe they were all going out in sympathy with Catherine Zeta-Jones.
I agree – they all look like they dressed themselves… Maybe it was raining?
seriously doesn’t Courtney Cox look high? You’re right they look like CRAP!
Quite right, beet. Not everyone was awful, but I’m disturbed by two emerging trends in H-wood lately – the “I accidentally left my creme rinse in” hair and the shocking pink Hubba Bubba lipstick shades. Those lip colors should stay in their shallow grave with Swatches and acidwashed jeans.
@ Lee lol that you call it creme rinse.
It’s def not you’re pms! Maybe they decided all the stars should pick something that they found at the salvation army. Just horrible. And the makeup… oh dont even let me get started there!
jane fonda looks great especially being 70
I been hoping for PMS…and my boobies are bigger I swear they grew a cup size over night.
Beet you are really freaking me out lol, anytime you mention it it reminds me it should start any day now, but I feel more pregnant than PMS….
fuuuuuuuuuuuck…..
What the hell IS up with Cheryl’s bra?? She’s got missle tits!
LOL – I haven’t heard Creme Rinse in AGES!!!! That’s great!
And yes, I am sick to death of the pink bubble gum lipstick. That only looks good on a bottle of Pepto.
Quick aside: throughout the early- and mid- nineties, I had a little trouble telling Jenny Garth and Jenny McCarthy apart. Yes, embarrassing, I know.
Well, here we are in 2008 and… I still cannot tell them apart.
P.S. I love how everyone traded eyebrow pencils! Everyone got the memo, OK.
P.P.S. ANNE HATHAWAY’S SHOES. I’m in love.
tories comment almost made me puke. i would be embarassed for that one.
and i thought ann hathaways shoes were horrible.
I love the kelly green dress on whoever that is that’s wearing it. Halle looks good (not hard for her to do). Whoever is wearing that “I took too many vitamins, now look at how bright my pee is” yellow needs help.
is that chelsea handler??
she looks absolutely dismal to say the least. ick
is nicole really back to being a redhead? yippeeeee!!
Kidman looks SEVERE. I did like Isla Fischer’s look, and Halle Berry’s would have been okay if she had been out shopping… not at a red-carpet event.
Am I really seeing a black body suit thing through J. Lo’s skirt?
Maybe they had huge fans fucking up everyones hair or maybe it was just windy cause they all have messed up hair. poor things.
Can’t JHo shut her freaking mouth for once when her picture is being taken without looking like she’s letting a fart go quietly? Anne Hathaway needs to get a new stylist – definately needs to get rid of the one that dresses her up and does her hair like a librarian from the early 80’s.
I think it’s just your raging bitch hormones Missy. Although Kidman should’ve seen her hair stylist, and Halley Berry’s boobies look like they’re going to pop right out of her top, which most men would agree is very becoming on her.