Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Everyone’s Cheating on Hugh Hefner!

I don't know if this is true or not, but we've just been absolutely inundated with reports of Hef's girlfriends cheating on him recently. Most of the attention focused on Holly (with Criss Angel) and Kendra (with Hank Baskett), but now we're getting the first reports that Bridget may be misbehavin' too. A tipster tells Page Six: "Bridget's been getting quite close with Nick Carpenter, Marisa Tomei's ex-boyfriend. He directed her in a movie recently and apparently they 'hang out' whenever...

Bailout Approved!

From CNN:
Lawmakers have reached agreement on a bipartisan counterproposal to the Bush administration's $700 billion financial bailout plan. Both parties and the House and Senate agreed Thursday to a set of principles on revisions to the rescue plan, which calls for the Treasury Department to buy up bad mortgage securities from banks in an effort to get them to lend again. The proposal will help homeowners, curb executive pay packages at participating firms and provide oversight of Treasury's actions, said Sen. Christopher Dodd, D-Conn., a key architect of the congressional effort. He did not provide details but said lawmakers will sit down with Treasury officials to discuss it.
/>From CNN: Lawmakers have reached agreement on a bipartisan counterproposal to the Bush administration's $700 billion financial bailout plan. Both parties and the House and Senate agreed Thursday to a set of principles on revisions to the rescue plan, which calls for the Treasury Department to buy up bad mortgage securities from banks in an effort to get them to lend again. The proposal will help homeowners, curb executive pay packages at participating firms and provide oversight of Treasury'...

Anne Hathaway Loves Anal Sex?

According to a source at Esquire, the upcoming issue features an interview with Anne Hathaway in which she endorses anal sex. Anne reportedly says that "every woman should try it, otherwise they miss out on something amazing." She also (allegedly!) speaks about the significance of the first time and how anal penetration makes her feel feminine in a "very special way." Is this true? Did Anne really say this? I have no idea. Nothing about Anne Hathaway surprises me these days. But it'...

Holly Weighs in on Bridget’s “Marriage”

In response to yesterday's piece in Page Six about Bridget Marquardt being married, Holly posted this on her MySpace blog. Page 6 needs to check their "facts" Today Page 6 said that Bridget is married to a guy from Ohio??????????? Last time I checked, Bridget is divorced (after a 7 year seperation) from a guy from California . . . . . being that this is all a matter of public record, one would think you could check on that pretty easily . . . . So there you have it. ...

We’re Going to Disneyland!

Lindsay and Samantha enjoyed a romantic day out at Disneyland on Wednesday. Meanwhile, Star magazine is ranting about how Lindsay's back on cocaine. "Lindsay's been drinking, doing cocaine and causing all-around mayhem for the past few months," an insider tells Star. "She quit going to Alcoholics Anonymous and has absolutely never taken recovery seriously. She's gotten progressively worse, and everyone in her life is really scared." Lindsay said on her MySpace blog last week: also- my publicist emailed me today saying ...

Your Daily Paris

Paris Hilton's in NYC with Benji, who's guest DJing at a bunch of clubs for reasons that baffle me, other than the fact that these clubs shell out the money to get Benji to come and Paris shows up for free. I like the first picture of Paris, because anyone who's actually occupied the same club as Paris Hilton will attest that this is the majority of what she does. Honestly, party time is like 80% about lip gloss application for her. I love that the photogs caught her in the act. Oh, and she's totes not eating. ...

A Note on John McCain

I know there's been a lot of posts on this website lately that seem to be poking fun of the McCain/Palin campaign. I know some people have a problem with it. And I know some people think I should come out and say where I stand on this election. This is not a partisan website, nor is it on its way to becoming a partisan website. I've been talking about John McCain and Sarah Palin frequently because they're the ones who have been fun to talk about lately. They are the ones who have been making choices and taking actions and giving interviews that are, frankly, amusing and broadly newsworthy, in one way or another. It's not that Barack Obama hasn't been doing things this month, it's just that he hasn't been doing very interesting things. He hasn't been newsworthy. And I find that fascinating. Six months ago, we all figured that Barack Obama would be the interesting candidate right now. That his campaign would be exciting. That we'd be hearing his words and his ideas and incessantly discussing his actions here, a month before the election. We thought, if nothing else, that Barack Obama would have the buzz. That there was no way an old white dude with zero skill as an orator could run a campaign anywhere near as enthralling -- as attention-grabbing -- as Barack Obama. We figured wrong. We, as a nation, have been talking entirely about the John McCain campaign for the past month, and all signs indicate that we'll be talking entirely about the John McCain campaign in the next month. Take a step back and think about it. How the fuck did he pull that shit off? It's been brilliant. Phenomenal. And if what you're looking for is a leader with the experience, the team and the finesse to think outside the box and execute risky choices that tilt the axis of history in unexpected ways ... well, folks, that's exactly what John McCain is doing right now. I'm just saying. For the sake of non-partisanship, here's a video of Sarah Palin making an ass of herself for Katie Couric. And if John McCain dies while in office, this creature becomes the most powerful human being on the planet. I'm just saying. /> I know there's been a lot of posts on this website lately that seem to be poking fun of the McCain/Palin campaign. I know some people have a problem with it. And I know some people think I should come out and say where I stand on this election. This is not a partisan website, nor is it on its way to becoming a partisan website. I've been talking about John McCain and Sarah Palin frequently because they're the ones who have been fun to talk about lately. They are the ones who have been m...