Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Britney Filming Music Video for “Womanizer”

We STILL have yet to hear her new single, "Womanizer," in its entirety, but three-time 2008 VMA winner Britney Spears is already filming the video. One witness tells Usmagazine.com it features plenty of "erotic" choreography. (According to a leaked copy of the single, lyrics include: "Boy don’t try to front / I know just what gets you off.") In one scene, Spears (who wears tight, black leather pants and fake tattoos on her arms in the video) lies on a kitchen counter and later straddles and makes out with a man dressed in busines...

Shia Won’t Be Prosecuted for DUI

Smart kid. It appears Shia LaBeouf refused to submit to a blood alcohol test following his drunk driving incident in July. As such, he won't be prosecuted for DUI -- the L.A. County D.A. just rejected the case on grounds of insufficient evidence. They do plan to file charges against the other driver involved in the accident. Shia's license will probably be suspended for awhile because of his refusal to submit to the test, but that's still better than a DUI! ...

Quotables

"Yes, I had my rite of passage. I was 16, and I wasn’t really in control of the situation, if you know what I mean. It was much more about a male fantasy of seeing two women together. But I loved the girl a lot; she was one of my closest friends. I think falling in love is actually more about falling in love with an individual. We’re all potentially bisexual; it all depends on your circle, your upbringing, and all kinds of things. Or maybe I’m just talking about myself. ...

New Left Eye Album to Finally Be Released

A little heartwarming news for your Thursday: Lisa "Left Eye" Lopes, who died tragically in 2002, will finally get her second solo album released. The long-awaited 12-track album, Eye-Legacy, will hit stores November 11, according to XXLmag.com. It features previously unreleased vocals from the TLC rapper and collaborations with Chamillionaire, Lil Mama, Bobby Valentino and Missy Elliott, who appears on the first single, "Let's Just Do It." The LP is being released through Mass Appeal Entertainment, in conjunction with the Lopes family. It will also...

Take Off Your Clothes!!!!

Here's Michael Phelps singing Journey's "Don't Stop Believing" in a commercial for Citation Shares, which just fucking blows my mind because Citation Shares offers -- you guessed it -- fractional ownership of Citation jets. And if there's anything the average American really needs right this minute, it's fractional ownership of a fucking private luxury jet. I like the other ad he did for them better because at least I get to see his hot tummy, if only briefly. /> Here's Michael Phelps singing Journey's "Don't Stop Believing" in a commercial for Citation Shares, which just fucking blows my mind because Citation Shares offers -- you guessed it -- fractional ownership of Citation jets. And if there's anything the average American really needs right this minute, it's fractional ownership of a fucking private luxury jet. I like the other ad he did for them better because at least I get to see his hot tummy, if only briefly. ...

“Bigger Than Paris”

Well ... at least in the thighs. Ouch! Was that awful? Anyway, here's Sophie Monk, filming her new TV show, Bigger Than Paris, in LA. It's unclear exactly what the show's about, but it's worth noting that Sophie is the former girlfriend of Benji Madden -- who's now traveling the world with Paris Hilton. (Additionally worth noting: After Sophie and Benji split, Sophie was briefly linked to Ryan Seacrest, who's now producing a scripted series with Paris Hilton. Tangled webs indeed.)...