Here's Michael Phelps singing Journey's "Don't Stop Believing" in a commercial for Citation Shares, which just fucking blows my mind because Citation Shares offers -- you guessed it -- fractional ownership of Citation jets. And if there's anything the average American really needs right this minute, it's fractional ownership of a fucking private luxury jet.
I like the other ad he did for them better because at least I get to see his hot tummy, if only briefly.
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Here's Michael Phelps singing Journey's "Don't Stop Believing" in a commercial for Citation Shares, which just fucking blows my mind because Citation Shares offers -- you guessed it -- fractional ownership of Citation jets. And if there's anything the average American really needs right this minute, it's fractional ownership of a fucking private luxury jet.
I like the other ad he did for them better because at least I get to see his hot tummy, if only briefly.
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