Today's Evil Beet Gossip

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MINI-Me can't help being played the fool by women. Verne Troyer was first dissed by his ex, Ranae Shrider, when she sold a sex tape of the two and made fun of his puny endowment and subpar prowess. Now, the little lothario is being cuckolded again. Troyer had been romancing sizzling-hot Canadian model Dominique Arganese - but we've seen photos of her cheating on him with another little person, "Jackass" star Wee Man. But at least her predilection for petite people has landed her a job. Arganese...

Sarah Palin: Hottest VP Ever

Check out this new footage of Sarah Palin (nee Heath) competing in the swimsuit portion of the 1984 Miss Alaska pageant. The fun starts around 0:52. What an ass! source /> Check out this new footage of Sarah Palin (nee Heath) competing in the swimsuit portion of the 1984 Miss Alaska pageant. The fun starts around 0:52. What an ass! source...

DJ AM’s Out of the Hospital!!!

DJ AM has been released from the Georgia hospital where he was being treated for severe burns after miraculously surviving a plane crash. "While he is deeply saddened by the events he is thankful for all of the love and support he has been receiving from fans and friends," spokeswoman Jenni Weinman said in a statement. No word on when Travis Barker will be released, or when AM will be chatting with the media himself. Thank goodness that he's out of the hospital and on his way to a ...

Okay Never Mind Lindsay Lohan’s Totally Not a Lezzie

Forget everything you thought you knew! Lindsay Lohan is NOT getting all gay with Samantha Ronson. Do you know how I know this ... for a fact? Her publicist said so. Lohan's publicist is shooting down the media's spin that what came forth late Sunday evening was her client coming out as a lesbian. "There was no confession," Leslie Sloane-Zelnik tells TVGuide.com. So, Linds was merely copping to a close friendship with SamRo? "Yes," says Zelnik. You know she's just holding ou...

Much to America’s Dismay, Paris Hilton Is, In Fact, Going to Be Able to Vote

Here's a clip of Paris on The View on Thursday. Skip to around 5:20, where Joy Behar assumes that Paris Hilton won't be allowed to vote because of her brief jail stint for driving with a suspended license. Whoopi Goldberg shoots her down on that, adding that "the only felony crime in this room is this ridiculous Ed Hardy shirt I'm wearing." No, no. She didn't say that. But someone really should have. /> Here's a clip of Paris on The View on Thursday. Skip to around 5:20, where Joy Behar assumes that Paris Hilton won't be allowed to vote because of her brief jail stint for driving with a suspended license. Whoopi Goldberg shoots her down on that, adding that "the only felony crime in this room is this ridiculous Ed Hardy shirt I'm wearing." No, no. She didn't say that. But someone really should have....

Tom Cruise in Valkyrie: The Trailer

It's heeeeeeeeeeeere! The film's been delayed time and time again, but, at long last, the very first trailer for the feel-good Hitler-assassinating film of the year, Valkyrie, starring one Tom Cruise has been released. What do you guys think? Will you see it? /> It's heeeeeeeeeeeere! The film's been delayed time and time again, but, at long last, the very first trailer for the feel-good Hitler-assassinating film of the year, Valkyrie, starring one Tom Cruise has been released. What do you guys think? Will you see it? ...

Astronaut Buzz Aldrin Working on Alcoholism Memoir

Buzz Aldrin, the first man on the moon, is releasing a memoir next year -- and it's not just about space-walking. The astronaut's memoir will focus as much on his struggles with alcoholism and depression as it will on his space days. "From the pinnacle of Apollo, my greatest challenge became the human one — overcoming alcoholism and living beyond depression — a challenge that required more courage and determination than going to the moon," Aldrin, 78, said in a statement issu...

Economic Crisis Now Measured in Terms of Clay Aiken’s Homosexuality

Heh. Initially, the big celebrity news this week was Clay Aiken’s coming out story, published exclusively in People magazine. While Aiken's announcement was interesting in and of itself, more compelling is the backstory behind the People deal. Apparently, the economy isn’t just having an impact on Wall Street — it's affecting the celebrity magazine world, too. Exclusive photos of Clay and his son, Parker, went for an underwhelming amount compared to the multimi...