Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Heather Locklear Arrested on DUI!!!

Well, that didn't take long. Somebody's headed back to rehab. Heather Locklear was arrested on DUI in Santa Barbara on Sunday. Locklear, 47, was pulled over by a California Highway Patrol officer Saturday afternoon after a resident reported seeing the actress leaving a parking lot and "driving erratically," patrol spokesman Tom Marshall said. The officer noticed Locklear's car parked on a state highway and blocking a lane in Montecito, a wealthy community about 90 miles northwe...

R.I.P. Paul Newman

The world of cinema lost an icon on Friday, as 83-year-old Paul Newman passed away at his home in Westport, Connecticut. My first introduction to Paul Newman came as a tween, after watching Reality Bites. There's that part in it where Ethan Hawke is talking about how nobody can eat fifty eggs. I asked my dad what that meant, and he put me in the car, drove me to the video store and rented Cool Hand Luke. I loved every minute of it. There's a lot I could say about Mr. Newman, but CNN has put together a pretty impressive piece on his accomplishments, his character and his life. Read it here. They don't make 'em like you anymore, Mr. Newman. You'll be missed. /> The world of cinema lost an icon on Friday, as 83-year-old Paul Newman passed away at his home in Westport, Connecticut. My first introduction to Paul Newman came as a tween, after watching Reality Bites. There's that part in it where Ethan Hawke is talking about how nobody can eat fifty eggs. I asked my dad what that meant, and he put me in the car, drove me to the video store and rented Cool Hand Luke. I loved every minute of it. There's a lot I could say about Mr. Newman, but CNN has put together a pretty impressive piece on his accomplis...

Crazy, Interrupted

Michael Lohan has responded to Lindsay's assertions that he "needs to be on medication" with a flurry of vowels and consonants that vaguely resemble English words. I want to add that this statement was sent exclusively to X17, and that they themselves added all the [sic]s. I don't know why I find that laugh-out-loud funny, but I do. Like, have they read their own blog? It's not exactly winning any national spelling bees. You're a paparazzi agency, guys, not the New York Times. Also: you ...

Power Couple!

Here's David and Victoria Beckham launching their new signature Beckham fragrance in NYC. I cannot for the life of me figure out what's going on with the bottom half of Victoria's body. Are those boots? Do they go all the way up her legs? What's holding them up in the back? They appear to be floating above the ground. How did she get them on? It's like looking at an M.C. Escher sketch. It's just blowing my mind. I won't even get into what David's wearing. Suffice it to say that -- much ...

Did You Guys Watch the Debates?

No? Me neither. I was going to, but then there was this alumni event for my high school tonight, and, for whatever reason, I decided to go and forgot to set my DVR. It wasn't a class reunion -- I didn't go to high school in Seattle -- it was just an event for all alumni who live in Seattle to mix and mingle. The one guy from my class who I was friends with who lives here bailed at the last minute, but I went anyway. It was really weird because there were all these people there that I kinda-sorta knew in high school -- or I knew their siblings -- but never really talked to or hung out with, and now, nearly ten years later, I had a total blast spending time with them on a Friday night. It was so weird, walking into that room and spotting people who were a couple grades above me, who had been so intimidating when I was 14, but now are just way awesome and fun to reminisce with. One of the faculty members there walked up to me and was like, "Wow, it's really you. You know, I saw your name on the RSVP list, but, to tell you the truth, I didn't think you'd actually show up. I think about you often, you know. I always wondered what became of you." And another faculty member was like, "I didn't know you lived in Seattle," and looked at me like he expected some manner of response, so I just kind of rudely blurted out, "Uh ... I did," and he was like, "Ah, yes, that's the girl we know and love." Was I really that obnoxious in high school? Clearly I was. See, you guys, I spent a lifetime preparing for this job. :) Anyway. If you want to talk about the debates, this is the thread to do it in. Who came out on top? />No? Me neither. I was going to, but then there was this alumni event for my high school tonight, and, for whatever reason, I decided to go and forgot to set my DVR. It wasn't a class reunion -- I didn't go to high school in Seattle -- it was just an event for all alumni who live in Seattle to mix and mingle. The one guy from my class who I was friends with who lives here bailed at the last minute, but I went anyway. It was really weird because there were all these people there that I kinda-sorta...

Britney’s Got a Hit on Her Hands

I'm not sure what's happening in your cities, but Britney Spears' "Womanizer" was blowing up the radio in Seattle today. It was the most-requested song on, like, all the pop stations. I heard an evening radio DJ say, "Listen, I'm the ultimate Britney hater. Can't stand the girl. But I've been fielding calls for the past three hours, and I have to say: this girl's got a huge hit on her hands." I'll tell ya, I've been rocking out to the track all night, and I love love LOVE it. I am SO PSY...

Our Old Lindsay’s Coming Back …

Hey guys you know how I'm always like, "Dude, I promise you, if Lindsay Lohan is drinking and using again, you're going to start to hear stories about her behaving like an ass in public?" Because, look, I've followed Lindsay's career for awhile now, through rehabs and periods of sobriety and periods of relapse, and this is not a young woman who knows how to quietly relapse into drug and alcohol abuse. If she's using, you're gonna start reading about bad behavior. And it's starting. Sourc...

Oh Hells Yes! Pics of Mini Me and His New Squeeze!!!

So I wrote about how Verne Troyer was not only seeing a new chick -- but she was cheating on him with another little person -- and then I tried to befriend her on Facebook because I just KNEW there would be good photos of her and Verne. However, one of you amazing wonderful commenters pointed out that my dear friend and fellow blogger Jesus over at DrunkenStepfather had already done the dirty work for me. Thanks, Jesus! Here's a bunch of pics of Verne and his newest fling, 22-year-old Canadian model Dominique Arganese. What a FANTASTIC way to...