Lest you think that the Justin Long/Kirsten Dunst thing was just a one-night stand, they want to make it totally clear that they're way more than that. You hear that, Drew????
The new couple were spotted enjoying a meal together at the Chateau Marmont.
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It looks like friendship does, in fact, occasionally end.
Spice Girl Mel B tells British magazine Closer that she is "not in touch much" with Victoria Beckham, even though the two of them live just a few miles apart in LA.
"Victoria and I are very different," she explains. "People bracket us together because we live in the same city and we're both interested in fashion. Victoria's fashion line has been very successful and hopefully mine will be too. But that's where the similarities begi...
Gossip Girl had a very strong season opener on Monday night, landing 3.4 million viewers.
Will 90210 be able to beat those numbers tonight on the CW?
Both shows were heavily hyped, but I have a feeling we'll see higher numbers for 9-0 this week.
But then, the question I'm personally most interested in -- who will come out on top NEXT week? I have a feeling a lot of viewers are going to tune in tonight out of curiosity -- but will the CW be able to hang onto them for the long run?
Time will tell, kiddos!
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No, no, he's not the dude that knocked up Bristol Palin.
Think real hard and it'll come to you.
Still stumped?
He's that uber-hottie swimmer dude who won a bunch of gold medals at the Olympics -- when was it? -- last year?
But DID HE KNOCK UP BRISTOL PALIN?
No?
Then I don't care today!
Anyway, Michael "Heart of Gold, Abs of Steel, Size 14 Penis" Phelps will be donating his $1M bonus (that he earned from Speedo for tying Mark Spitz’s record of seven gold medals) to a...
Looks like Tiger is trying to sire an entire ... golf team?
I'm not sure where to go with that one.
But his hottie wife, Elin, is preggers again, Tiger writes on his website.
"Sam is going to be a big sister," he says. "Elin and I are proud to announce that we are expecting our second child in late-winter."
Congrats to the happy family!...
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Ugh.
Head exploding.
That's been happening a lot lately, kids.
Will someone else please puzzle out this quote Helen Mirren gave to GQ when asked if she was ever raped? Because it's just hurting my head. And, while we're at it, can someone else explain WTF anyone is doing talking to Helen Mirren about date rape?
"I was, yes. A couple of times. Not with excessive violence, or being hit, but rather being locked in a room and made to have sex against my will. I don't think [a woman] c...
Alicia Silverstone and her husband, rocker Christopher Jarecki, enjoy a romantic stroll in Malibu.
His tat?
Says "I would for you."
I don't get it. ...
Lindsay Lohan's latest MySpace blog?
Is about Bristol Palin, of course.
THERE IS NO OTHER NEWS THIS WEEK.
Says Lindsay:
I've been watching the news all morning, like everyone else - and i keep hearing about the issues related to 'teen pregnancy'- It's all related to Sarah Palin and her 17 year old unmarried pregnant daughter. Well, I think the real problem comes from the fact that we are taking the focus off of getting to know Sarah Palin and her political views, and what she can do to make our country a less destructive place. Its distrac...
"Well, I've worked with stupid actresses -- I've worked with Angelina Jolie -- she saw a sign that said 'WET FLOOR' one time, and she did! I mean, she's attractive, but not a bright girl -- stunningly beautiful, but stupid."
Joan Rivers, on Angelina Jolie, in a recent interview. ...
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Sienna Miller looks a little uncomfortable as she leaves the Groucho club in London -- along with married flame Balthazar Getty, who was careful to keep his back to the photogs.
Really, Sienna, must you do this publicly? ...