Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Uh, Dude … Your Mic’s On

It's always fun when the talking heads don't realize they're being recorded and let you know what they really think. Here are two conservative commentators on MSNBC talking about Sarah Palin -- when they think nobody's listening. Thanks Rebecca! /> It's always fun when the talking heads don't realize they're being recorded and let you know what they really think. Here are two conservative commentators on MSNBC talking about Sarah Palin -- when they think nobody's listening. Thanks Rebecca!...

Lily Allen and Elton John Catfight at GQ Awards

It looks like Elton John got a little fed up with Lily's drunken antics last night as the twosome co-hosted the GQ awards in London. The music veteran called out the 23-year-old pop singer for swearing and slurring her way through her dialogue as she drank champagne, according to the Times. "What, you are going to have another drink?" John asked. That's when the real cat fight got under way. "F--- off, Elton," Allen responded, while celebs like TV chef Gordon Ramsay, producer Mark Ronson, actress Thandie New...

Even Joe Francis Is Getting on the Heidi Montag Train

Joe Francis' new assistant? Holly Montag, sister to Heidi. "His last assistant quit," said our insider. "And Joe aggressively sought out Holly to work for him." Another source told us, "She's running his life." Francis - who will do battle on "Celebrity Apprentice," and might also appear on "The Hills" this season - told us, "Holly is fantastic, probably the best assistant I have ever had." Man, can we please do a reality series about being Joe Francis's assistant? Does it just involve r...

Nermal Is Going Into the Film Business

I know I've mentioned on this blog before that the only thing I know about Abu Dhabi is that it's where Garfield always threatened to send Nermal. But now I know one more thing: Abu Dhabi is positioning itself to become the Bollywood of the Arab world. Government-owned Abu Dhabi Media Company (ADMC), which owns a number of print and broadcast firms, has launched a company called "imagenation [sic] abu dhabi" with plans to make movies in the rich, desert state, according to reports in the U...

Liveblogging the New 90210

OKAY. So, what'd everybody think of the new 90210??? I was thinking, ya know, I know you guys were disappointed that I didn't do recaps of last season of AmIdol, so I thought I'd liveblog this groundbreaking moment in television to make it up to you. I decided that before realizing that the premiere was two hours long. But you know what? I did it anyway. Yeah. I love you guys that much. Also because I'm pretty sure I fractured my wrist doing yoga last night, so it's not like I could go...

The Inevitable Helen Mirren Clarification

I knew this was coming after this shit hit the fan on Tuesday. "Helen Mirren does not dispute the accuracy of statements attributed to her in an upcoming GQ article," read a statement released Tuesday by Mirren's publicist, Stan Rosenfield. "She merely asks that people read the article in its entirety before drawing conclusions. If they do that, she says, their conclusions will likely be far less sweeping and sensational than those drawn by some in the popular press. She does not wish to qualify any of her remarks. She just wants to avoid having them...

Lindsay Lohan in Labor Pains: The Trailer

What do we think, kids? It's probably not going to win any Oscars, but it sure looks like some of the best work we've seen out of Lindsers in a loooong time. Thanks Anna L! /> What do we think, kids? It's probably not going to win any Oscars, but it sure looks like some of the best work we've seen out of Lindsers in a loooong time. Thanks Anna L!...