Eh, you have to admit, she's quite likable when she's talking, and she's got that whole adorable Tina Fey look going on and that cute little Alaskan accent. Another observation: between Bristol "Juneau" Palin and her hottie boyfriend, Meghan and Cindy McCain and Sarah Palin's hot librarian look, this has gotta be one of the most physically attractive Presidential tickets in the history of the United States. I mean, the Obama camp has Michelle, who is admittedly quite beautiful, but can she really hold up all alone against the sheer photogenicism of the McCain/Palin ticket? I can't help but think that McCain must have taken all this into consideration as he was choosing Palin -- the McCain and Palin families standing together, well, they sure do look pretty. And I have to make yet another observation -- I know many (not all!) of you are fond of getting chatty in the comments about how I should stay away from politics because I don't know anything about it. And I'll happily admit to the latter. I don't know much about politics at all. But you know what, motherfuckers? I'm an adult citizen of the United States who has never been convicted of a felony (thanks to my awesome lawyers!!) and my totally uninformed ass can march to the polling center and vote however I damn well want, and it will count every bit as much as Bill Clinton's or Karl Rove's or your vote in the general election. And you know what else, motherfuckers? Most people in this country know even less about politics than I do. They have their opinions -- either deeply or loosely held -- about things like gay marriage and stem cell research and the war in Iraq and Roe v. Wade or whatever, but, when it comes down to it, they understand the short- and long-reaching impact of economic and foreign and domestic policy decisions even less than I do. But you know what's super duper funny? Their vote counts! Yes! It does! Just as much as yours, Mr. Genius Political Ingenue Who Occasionally Enjoys Leaving Unpleasant Comments on Celebrity Gossip Blogs. So, frankly, the fact that my understanding of politics -- or lack thereof -- is representative of the majority of Americans actually makes my opinions more valuable than the opinions of people who know big words and important-sounding phrases and statistics and history and read The Economist and whatnot. Because I'm going to make my decision based entirely on what I see and hear and think on the surface, because I'm not equipped with the economic, historical or international framework to delve a whole lot deeper than that. And that makes me unique among American voters only to the extent that I am willing to admit that publicly. That's kind of one of the grotesque beauties of politics in a functional democracy: I don't have to know what I'm talking about for my opinion to matter more than the people who do know what they're talking about. I'm just saying. /> Eh, you have to admit, she's quite likable when she's talking, and she's got that whole adorable Tina Fey look going on and that cute little Alaskan accent. Another observation: between Bristol "Juneau" Palin and her hottie boyfriend, Meghan and Cindy McCain and Sarah Palin's hot librarian look, this has gotta be one of the most physically attractive Presidential tickets in the history of the United States. I mean, the Obama camp has Michelle, who is admittedly quite beautiful, but can she ...