... several of the Danity Kane girls, talking about their group breaking up soon, because Aubrey O'Day is "fucking everything up."
Aubrey's actually in this photo, taken yesterday.
She's the one hiding behind the scary clown. ...
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
BRILLIANT!
This is the kind of genius I wish I possessed. I don't care who you're voting for -- this shit is funny.
If you want to see just the video showing on the bluescreen without the RNC stuff, it's after the jump.
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
BRILLIANT!
This is the kind of genius I wish I possessed. I don't care who you're voting for -- this shit is funny.
If you want to see just the video showing on the bluescreen without the RNC stuff, it's after the jump.
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There's been nothing mini about Minnie Driver lately, but luckily for all of us those days are now behind us.
After three long years of pregnancy, Ms. Driver finally gave birth to son Henry Story Driver, on Friday in LA. The little boy weighed in at 9 pounds, 12 ounces, and Minnie's still keeping mum on the identity of the father. Not that anyone would care anyway.
Congrats, Minnie.
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Who would've thought we'd ever see the day?
Mary-Kate Olsen and Nicole Richie, both smiling for a photograph, and neither looking like they might blow over if somebody sneezes.
MK's little rat-tail braid?
Is another story.
But, in general, they both look great, and really healthy, and that's great to see. I was tired of trying to decide which of them to put more money on in the company's bi-monthly Death Pool. Now everything just goes to Amy Winehouse.
At the Proenza Schouler sh...
Ha ha ha!
I'm just kidding, you guys.
Don't bother answering that.
The Nip/Tuck hottie shows off what she paid for at an after party at the Toronto Film Festival. ...
Ugh, sorry I've been gone all day, you guys. It's been a busy day.
The good news: I am actually getting a refund on my 2007 taxes! Plus that $600 economic stimulation thingy. Yes, you read that right. My 2007 taxes. Which just got finished today. Sigh. Like I said, long day.
The bad news: So, I wanted to make this absence up to you guys by watching the Verne Troyer sex tape and giving you all a full report. So I shelled out the $9.95 for a membership (hey, it's tax-deductible for me!)...
"oh for fucks sake ive had some great conversations but not ONE has ever ended in an Orgasm, y'all need some pussy and some cock and shut the hell up"
Courtney Love, in her latest MySpace blog, on the purity ring conversations from last night's VMAs.
I'd print the rest of her blog, but I don't want the entire Internet to implode under the sheer weight of Courtney Love's insanity and poor grammar. ...
The Mini-Me sex tape is ON THE INTERNET!!!!
It's $9.95 for a one-week "membership" to the site, but just the photos on the front page are worth seeing.
I'll wait until someone puts it on YouTube.
HOORAY!!! HOORAY!!! HOORAY!!!
This makes my whole day!!!...
Here's Patrick Dempsey, attending an event at his kids' school in Santa Monica.
What I wanna know is who tipped off the paparazzi that he was gonna be there. And this photo isn't even an exclusive, meaning some jackass PTA mom called every photo agency in her book to be all like "Patrick Dempsey RSVP'd for Meet the Teachers night" or some shit. What an ass. ...
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Jennifer Aniston chose an unfortunate fabric to wear to the premiere of Management at the Toronto Film Festival on Sunday, and you can see her little nipple covering in a bunch of the red carpet photos.
Here's my line of thinking: this thing obviously isn't there to prevent the nipple from showing up in photos, or they would have made the damn thing black, right? And it's not there to provide lifting or separating for her tits, because it's totally not doing that, right? So it must be the...