Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Travis Barker Heading Back to LA by Bus

And I don't blame him one bit! Photo agencies are reporting that Travis Barker (along with Shanna Moakler) is traveling from Augusta, Georgia to Los Angeles in a luxury bus equipped for all his medical needs. DJ AM traveled home by bus, too. Travis will be taken to the Grossman Burn Center in Santa Ana for further treatment and additional surgery, but he'll be much closer to his kids this way. If I could afford a luxury bus, I'd never travel anywhere by plane either. I hate flying! ...

Is Heather Locklear’s Problem Vicodin?

Says Janet Charlton: According to acquaintances, Heather has been abusing prescription painkillers every day for around 20 years. Specifically vicodin. This kind of long term pill popping can easily lead to kidney damage and the need for dialysis. One of her exboyfriends is hooked on the same pills so they had a great time while it lasted. Obviously, Heather's recent aborted attempt at rehab where she claimed it was for "depression," didn't help at all. It makes one rethink the possible ca...

Still Smokin’

Despite promising to quit once again, Katherine Heigl was spotted puffing on a ciggie in Long Beach yesterday. I feel your pain, Katie!!! I'm still on the non-smoking wagon, but omifuckinggod you guys last night I had to call Dell tech support -- in India -- because they were supposed to send me a box to ship my laptop in so they could fix it (yes, we are STILL trying to fix that damn laptop) and the box never came. So I called them to relay the following information: I did not get the box...

The ANTM Video Game?

Yes, it's true. On November 7, software developer Eidos will release the America's Next Top Model video game for Nintendo DS. The player will guide one aspiring model through photo shots, runway walking and challenges, with the goal of being the last woman (or transgendered individual!) standing. My first instinct is to rant about this, but I have to admit that it's nice to see the gaming industry focusing some attention on young women. I think this sort of thing would be really fun wit...

Miley Cyrus to Play a Younger Carrie Bradshaw???

News just broke earlier this month that Candace Bushnell would be penning a series of books about a younger Carrie Bradshaw -- her high-school years and whatnot -- and already we're hearing rumors that Miley Cyrus wants the main role. "I think she's adorable," says Candace, when asked about the possibility. “The books aren’t going to come out until 2010, so it’s just too soon to predict anything—but again, I think she’s adorable.” Hmmm. Who do yo...

Aubrey O’Day and I Have Very Similar Relationships with Our Dogs

Heh. So I'm making out with my dog the other day and one of my girlfriends is like, "Dude, look, someone has to tell you this: If I were a guy, I wouldn't want to kiss you -- ever -- after watching you do that. You should know that." But whatever. I'd rather get it on with my dog than some loser guy. At least I know Leo won't finish before I do. He's neutered, you know. Here's Aubrey getting sloppy with her puppy at an event for Sheiki at The Ivy in San Diego. [gallery]...

Britney’s Going to Tour!!!

Oh, happy, happy day! Britney Spears told Z100 in New York today that she plans to tour in 2009! "Oh, definitely next year," she said when asked about touring possibilities. "Probably around the world." You hear that? AROUND THE WORLD! I have been meaning to get some international travel in. I am totally going to be a worldwide Britney Spears groupie in 2009. Seriously I am going to hand over Evil Beet to Leo and launch a blog dedicated to my travels of following Britney from country to country. I'...