Watch it all the way to the end. If this doesn't start your day off with a smile ... well then fuck off and go to CuteOverload.com, okay? I try my best. Ernest Borgnine talking about masturbation is the closest thing we get to cute around here.
This clip is additionally notable because it was sent to me by my mother, under the subject line "celebrity gossip." Of course I'm expecting, like, some interview with Paris Hilton or the like. And then I realize that Ernest Borgnine is my mother's idea of a celebrity, and an old man's admission that he masturbates regularly is my mother's idea of gossip.
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Watch it all the way to the end. If this doesn't start your day off with a smile ... well then fuck off and go to CuteOverload.com, okay? I try my best. Ernest Borgnine talking about masturbation is the closest thing we get to cute around here.
This clip is additionally notable because it was sent to me by my mother, under the subject line "celebrity gossip." Of course I'm expecting, like, some interview with Paris Hilton or the like. And then I realize that Ernest Borgnine is my mother's i...