Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Britney Spears Hasn’t Read Her Mom’s Tell-All Yet

Lynne Spears' literary tour de force, Through the Storm: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World, hits bookshelves next week, but there's one important person who hasn't read it: Britney Spears. She says Britney and Bryan have yet to read it, but "Jamie Lynn loved the book. I started to cry because I told her, 'I wanted so much for you to like it.' And she got up and kissed me on the cheek and said, 'Mama, thank you so much.'" Oh, come on. We all know they were both crying because ...

You DIDN’T Watch!!!!

90210 didn't have such a good second inning. The second episode of the series drew just 3.3 million viewers — down a gigantic 30 percent from its 4.7 million debut. That's a HUGE drop. Meanwhile, Gossip Girl was down 7% in viewers from its premiere last Monday, with 3.158 million viewers. So 90210's still seeing a few more viewers that GG -- but can they hold onto them? Did you watch the second episode??? Will you tune in for the third???...

Anne Hathaway’s Ex-Boyfriend Finally Reached His Ass-Raping Breaking Point

There's this wonderful thing about spoiled rich-boy criminals: every now and then, it's pointed out to them that sometimes the consequences of their actions suck. Or, ya know, penetrate. Raffaello Follieri seems to have found out the -- ahem -- hard way that prison is no fun, as he pleaded guilty to fourteen counts of con-artistry in at Manhattan Federal court today. He then begged the judge to transfer him out of his holding cell, citing "unspecified inmate issues." Meanwhile, W magazi...

Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan to Wed?

Posting has been slow this morning because I have been doing the following things: 1) Cleaning my apartment 2) Working out at the gym 3) Reading through emails from you guys linking me to this story. Mostly #3. I love that you guys are as passionate about this relationship as I am. The UK's Daily Sun is reporting that Samantha Ronson, at a DJ gig last night at the Chateau Marmont, told partiers that she plans to marry Lindsay Lohan soon. "By the end of this year, my love wi...

Lucky Dog!

Mark Ronson's girlfriend, model Daisy Lowe, brought a dog to sit front row with her at the Matthew Williamson show at New York Fashion Week. Oh, and she brought an adorable little Havanese puppy, too. Ba-dum-bum-ching! I had to, you guys. I had no choice in the matter. You don't get set up like that every day, ya know. In fact, I can't believe that Kelly Osbourne didn't see it coming. If I were her, I would have been like, "Look, Daisy, you can bring that dog in here if you want, but I'...

I Think I Figured Out This Sarah Palin Thing

I'm in the gym tonight, jogging away on the treadmill (going on two months smoke-free, woot woot!!! I can JOG!!!) and I have my iPod on and I'm blasting my music, but the guy running next to me has the TV tuned to CNN. And I can't hear anything they're saying, but they're obviously talking about Sarah Palin. And they're just showing clip after clip after clip of her hitting the campaign trail with McCain. Smiling, waving, holding her baby, embracing her daughters, looking sisterly with Cindy McCa...

Can You Beat This Game?

So the new promo for the Shia LaBeouf film Eagle Eye is a kickass virtual game that you can play at eagleeyefreefall.com. Basically, you become a secret agent and the game actually calls your cell phone with instructions from your agency -- and then you start making phone calls on their behalf. It's very innovative and very cool, even if the technology doesn't always quite understand what you're trying to say. Here's my question: Is this thing beatable? No matter what I try, I fail in my missio...

Holly Madison’s Look: Love It or Leave It?

Hugh Hefner's main squeeze leaves the Ivy after having lunch with girlfriends. And normally I don't go after the things celebs wear on the street, but when you go to the Ivy it's basically the same thing as walking the red carpet. You KNOW you're going to be photographed. So she's fair game here. Holly's currently battling rumors that she's on the verge of leaving Hef for magician Criss Angel. Ew! Holly, if you're gonna leave Hef, give us a story we can work with, baby. Get with Ge...

Another Fighting Champ Found Dead!

What's with this fighting champ curse??? UFC middleweight titleholder Evan Tanner was found dead in the mountain area near Palo Verde, California on Monday. He was 37 years old. Tanner had trekked into the desert on a journey to "cleanse" himself, according to Douglas Vincitorio of Tanner's management team. "He went out to the desert to do a 'cleansing' as he called it. Kind of like 'Survivor Man.'" These short trips were not new to Tanner, said Vincitorio. It is something that he has done nu...

More Borat Lawsuits Tossed Out

Don't always be so quick to sign releases to appear in films, folks -- the courts seem to side with the filmmakers. They've thrown out three more lawsuits against the producers of the Borat film by people who either disliked the way they were portrayed in the film or wanted a cut of its profits. The Baltimore-based driver's education teacher who gets behind the wheel with Borat and two etiquette coaches (including the one who had to explain that human feces belong in the toilet, not at th...