Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Leather Mini!

Ooh, Lindsay, work it, girl! La Lohan hit up a Stand Up for the Cure event in NYC. It doesn't look like Samantha was there ... but Dina was. Ick. I like Samantha WAY better than Dina as a date for Lindsers. Also there: Jessica Szohr, Aubrey O'Day, Bethenny Frankel, and Julianna Margulies and her ridiculously hot, young lawyer husband. I want to perform open-pants surgery on him. [gallery]...

She’s Two! She’s Two!

So, yeah, it's September 11. And I went back and forth about whether to say something about it on here or let it go or what. And I wasn't going to touch on it, but then I came across this shot of Dannielynn Birkhead on the cover of Us magazine -- she just turned two -- and it reminded me of what I wrote on September 11 of the first year I had this blog. I'll reprint it: I hate September 11. I didn’t sleep well last night, tossing and turning and waking every hour to allow angry t...

Gentlemen, Break Out the Vaseline

Hey, she brought the rubber! This is Jessica Alba's new ad for Declare Yourself, an organization that encourages young people to vote. "I think it is important for young people to be aware of the need we have in this country to get them more active politically," she says. "People respond to things that are shocking." Oh, Jess, I know we all have our fantasies of what we'd do with you bound and gagged. Me, personally? I just want to put in a DVD of Honey and make you watch it all the way thro...

The Dark Knight’s Coming Back to Theaters

Perhaps they're not happy with being the second-highest grossing film in U.S. history? (The flick's still $78M short of Titanic.) Or, more likely, they want to remind Oscar voters how damn great the film is before they submit their ballots. Whatever the reason, Warner Bros. is going to re-release the film in theaters in January 2009. "It's just a matter of bringing it back as a reminder for people," a studio insider said. Do you think the re-release will draw an audience? The film ...

Oscar-Winner Anne Hathaway?

Anne Hathaway takes off the tiara for this dramatic turn in Jonathan Demme's Rachel Getting Married, which has already begun generating Oscar buzz for the actress. Here's the trailer for the film. What do you think? Will you see this movie? Does it seem like she pulls off the role? /> Anne Hathaway takes off the tiara for this dramatic turn in Jonathan Demme's Rachel Getting Married, which has already begun generating Oscar buzz for the actress. Here's the trailer for the film. What do you think? Will you see this movie? Does it seem like she pulls off the role? ...

Your Daily Lohan

Here's Lindsay filming Ugly Betty in Central Park. Apparently inviting photogs to constantly shoot her on the job was the image-reform idea of her new manager, Jeni Muro, who seems to be working wonders for this young woman who is, by anyone's measure, back on the rise. We see photos of Lindsay doing work now way more often than we see her leaving the clubs. Amazing! Ha, maybe all Lindsay really needed was to give Mama Dina the boot as manager. She should wear a sign that says "Lindsay L...

Get Registered!

Heya kiddos! You may or may not have heard something about this "Presidential election" we're having here in the good ol' US of A pretty soon now -- November 4, to be exact. It's kind of a big deal. Anyway, I'd just like to take this opportunity to issue a friendly reminder that leaving scathing comments on gossip blogs will not actually effect a change in national leadership. You have to vote. And, in order to vote, you have to be registered to vote. Note that the deadline to regi...

Matt Damon on Palin: “It’s Like a Really Bad Disney Movie”

Once again, I don't care who you're voting for, you gotta watch this interview with Matt Damon, where he makes the point that, well, he's done the actuary tables (really?) and determined that John McCain has a one in three chance of kicking the bucket at some point during the next four years. This will put, as he so eloquently phrases it, a hockey mom from Alaska "facing down Vladimir Putin ... using the folksy stuff she learned at the hockey rink." He also said that he doesn't "understand why more people aren't talking about how absurd it is." Uh, Matt? Are you living in this country right now? We don't really talk about much besides Sarah Palin these days. I have some campaign suggestions for Barack Obama. If you want to take some of the steam out of the McCain engine, stop wasting your breath trying to discredit the woman politically and just give Lindsay Lohan an eight-ball. Sit Nicole Richie down for a few shots of tequila and make sure she has the keys to her car. Get Mary-Kate Olsen some quality time with Benji Madden. Steal all of Britney Spears' underwear. For Christsake, give us anything else to talk about right now. /> Once again, I don't care who you're voting for, you gotta watch this interview with Matt Damon, where he makes the point that, well, he's done the actuary tables (really?) and determined that John McCain has a one in three chance of kicking the bucket at some point during the next four years. This will put, as he so eloquently phrases it, a hockey mom from Alaska "facing down Vladimir Putin ... using the folksy stuff she learned at the hockey rink." He also said that he doesn't "understa...