Today's Evil Beet Gossip

“Why You Leave Your Ass Beads Here, Bitch?”

Okay, this is the funniest video I've ever seen in my whole life. This is Karrine "Superhead" Steffans, showing off anal toys that former fiance Darius McCrary -- yes, the dude who played Eddie Winslow on Family Matters -- left at her house. Early in the summer, Darius filed a restraining order against Superhead and basically accused her of being a psychotic bitch. I suppose this is her retaliation. I have to say, though, I never thought much of Superhead until I watched this video. She's a fucking riot! This chick is awesome. "Fuckin' ass particles!" Heh, I remember this one time I was on a road trip with some friends, and this one dude farted in the car. And my girlfriend was like, "Ewwww! How dare you???" and the guy was like, "Why do you care so much? It's just a fart," and my girlfriend was like, "Dude, don't you understand? The molecules that were up your ass five seconds ago are now up my nose." I never thought about farts the same way again. Anyway. If you're gonna watch this video at work, do it with headphones on. /> Okay, this is the funniest video I've ever seen in my whole life. This is Karrine "Superhead" Steffans, showing off anal toys that former fiance Darius McCrary -- yes, the dude who played Eddie Winslow on Family Matters -- left at her house. Early in the summer, Darius filed a restraining order against Superhead and basically accused her of being a psychotic bitch. I suppose this is her retaliation. I have to say, though, I never thought much of Superhead until I watched this video. S...

Saturday Night Live Is About to See a Huge Ratings Spike

Not only will Michael "Size 14" Phelps be appearing on SNL this weekend -- he'll be wearing a Speedo. So, ya know, SNL's ratings will see a huge bump, much like that Speedo. Phelps, who won a record eight gold medals, began reading through skits with the cast Wednesday night, and it's already clear his wardrobe will be kept to a minimum, with parodies of his Olympics moments, his skimpy Speedos, his emotional mom in the stands – and even Phelps as Aquaman. "There's some really, really funny...

Second in Command

Defamer has an interesting piece today about how Oscar-winner, box-office champ Reese Witherspoon somehow manages to be billed second to B-lister Vince Vaughn in their upcoming flick. Is it simply that studios are too terrified to give a woman first billing over a male star, lest people then think the film to be a chick flick? After all, Vaughn's last hit was The Break-Up, the rare romantic comedy with strong male appeal, something that marketing folks might have felt was in jeopardy had c...

Kanye West Smackdown: The Video

Here's the video of Kanye smashing some photog's camera at LAX while the photographer calls for police assistance. "Ain't no police, man!" yells Kanye. Um, he was wrong. The police arrested him shortly after, and he's currently in jail pending $20K bail. Who the fuck says "Ain't no police, man" at LAX??? I mean, have you been to LAX any time in the past, oh, exactly seven years? The cops practically outnumber the passengers. WTF was Kanye thinking?? I can't wait to read his blog about this shit. /> Here's the video of Kanye smashing some photog's camera at LAX while the photographer calls for police assistance. "Ain't no police, man!" yells Kanye. Um, he was wrong. The police arrested him shortly after, and he's currently in jail pending $20K bail. Who the fuck says "Ain't no police, man" at LAX??? I mean, have you been to LAX any time in the past, oh, exactly seven years? The cops practically outnumber the passengers. WTF was Kanye thinking?? I can't wait to read his blog about ...

Lauren Conrad Has a Book Deal and You Don’t

Sigh. LC just landed a three-book deal with HarperCollins to pen a young adult fiction series called LA Candy. The series tells "the behind-the scenes story of a young girl who moves to L.A. and unexpectedly becomes the star of a reality television show," according to a press release. "The character soon realizes that "everyone wants something from her, and nothing is what it appears to be," the release states. And of course now Lauren's being all like "I care about books!" She says: “I’...

New Miley & Mandy Video!!!

Okay I really need to stop getting so excited about these. But this one's actually not so bad because she's interviewing her little sister, who is adorable. Billy Ray sings, too. /> Okay I really need to stop getting so excited about these. But this one's actually not so bad because she's interviewing her little sister, who is adorable. Billy Ray sings, too. ...