Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Gossip Girl’s Still Going Strong

S, B, Little J and Co. scored their highest numbers ever on Monday night, bringing in 3.7M viewers. Very impressive! You'll recall that fellow CW-er 90210 saw a HUGE drop last week from its series opener. But we're going to find out who fathered Kelly's son tonight ... will you be watching? I totally won't. I'll be at the Film.com Trivia Night (which is where you should be, too, if you're in the Seattle area), so hopefully someone will shoot me a text to let me know who the father is, so that I can fi...

LA Cops Get Wrist-Slapping for Jamie-Lynn Spears Decoy

Remember how, when Jamie-Lynn Spears visited LA last week with her baby in tow, the uniformed cops actually escorted a FAKE Jamie-Lynn out the door to distract the paps while JLS herself was escorted directly off the tarmac from a Delta flight? Apparently the higher-ups were not super-psyched that the LAX cops got to have so much fun. "It is not the policy or practice for Airport Police to provide a celebrity decoy," LAX spokesman Albert Rodriguez says. "Airport Police has opened an interna...

Fun with YouTube: Rihanna, “Rehab”

So I realize that I'm, like, two or three years late in getting on the Rihanna bandwagon, but for whatever reason I decided a couple weeks ago to start listening to her music, and I'm kind of obsessed with a bunch of her stuff now, especially this song, "Rehab." I just play it over and over again -- along with "Disturbia" and "Breakin' Dishes" -- and I can't get enough. /> So I realize that I'm, like, two or three years late in getting on the Rihanna bandwagon, but for whatever reason I decided a couple weeks ago to start listening to her music, and I'm kind of obsessed with a bunch of her stuff now, especially this song, "Rehab." I just play it over and over again -- along with "Disturbia" and "Breakin' Dishes" -- and I can't get enough. ...

Tobey Maguire Schedules Film Shoot Around Daddy Duty

So the Spiderman protagonist has been asked to shoot Spidermans 4 and 5 in a single six-month period (back-to-back), and he agreed -- granted he got mornings and evenings off to spend with his 22-month-old daughter, Ruby Sweetheart. Maguire was willing to shoot Spider-Man 4 and 5 back-to-back over six months next year but insisted he should take early mornings and evenings off so he could play with his “favourite blonde”, Ruby Sweetheart, who is 22 months old. The 33-year-old ac...

Audrina Patridge Is a Very Serious Actress

The Hills starlet has been cast alongside fellow "actress" Rumer Willis in the upcoming slasher remake The House on Sorority Row, which sounds a lot like the plot of I Know What You Did Last Summer but probably with more nip-slips and less Jennifer Love Hewitt. There are two very pleasant pieces of information that come along with this news: 1) The film will be shooting in Pittsburgh, PA this winter, which is far away from LA and paparazzi and maybe we won't have to see either Audrin...

Amy Poehler to Leave SNL After Election Season

She's sticking around to play Hillary Clinton when necessary, but, after that, Amy Poehler will be peacing out to have a baby -- and she's not going to return. "It's gonna be really hard — Boyz II Men hard — to say goodbye to yesterday," she says. "SNL was dangerous, late-night, last-minute and star-studded, but like any good drug, you need to know when to put it down." Amy will be working in some capacity on The Office spinoff after she leaves SNL, but she hasn't gone into much detail about that. SNL needs more chicks on it now. Hire me! ...

I Would Blog More Tonight, But I’ve Been Blinded by Heidi Montag’s Hair

I think it's bedtime. It's hard to focus on the screen. That color did something strange to my eyes. Hey, do you guys remember when I had, like, my little nervous breakdown at the beginning of this year? I mean, even before Charlie died and all that and I was just out of my head fucking crazy and going through some really rough shit and it sucked hardcore? Yeah. This is the color my hair was back then. I distinctly remember wandering into the hair salon through my haze of crazy and being ...

Look Who’s Helping!

Nicole Richie may still be an untreated alcoholic with a propensity toward unnecessary roughness while intoxicated, but at least she's taking time out of her busy day to stand by signs to help a very important tax write-off social cause. Nicole and Joel did some promotional work on Monday for Marble Slab Creamery the Text CHILD to 90999 campaign, whereby you can donate $5 to the Richie-Madden Children's Foundation just by sending the aforementioned text message. It's billed to your phone, which is ...