Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Just Because

It's The Wire. With a laugh track. Because it's the only thing that could make me feel better today. If you're listening at work, be sure to do so with headphones, unless you work at an office like mine, where everybody's too busy being sued by the entire entertainment industry to care much about what the resident gossip girl's doing in her cubicle. /> It's The Wire. With a laugh track. Because it's the only thing that could make me feel better today. If you're listening at work, be sure to do so with headphones, unless you work at an office like mine, where everybody's too busy being sued by the entire entertainment industry to care much about what the resident gossip girl's doing in her cubicle. ...

Janet Jackson and I Don’t Feel Like Working Right Now

I've been wandering around the office all day, stirring up trouble and generally being a nuisance, because, ya know, I just don't feel like working right now. I mean, it's a slow news day, and I just feel -- off somehow. I can't focus. Everything feels stressful and overwhelming. If my blog were a staged concert, I would totally cancel it today and tell you guys I had to go to the hospital. Unfortunately, because it is a blog, even if I were in the hospital you guys would be like "You're so la...

Katie Holmes’ Broadway Debut Going Well So Far

Despite early rumors that All My Sons couldn't sell tickets, it played to 98% full houses during its first full week of preview performances, making it the highest-grossing play on Broadway. Keep in mind that when we say "play" we mean "non-musical." Successful musicals usually see much higher numbers than plays. All My Sons brought in $684,002 last week, while Wicked brought in $1.3M, just for comparison. Regardless: congrats, Katie!...

Speechless

Paris Hilton debuted her new single, "My BFF," on Ryan Seacrest's radio show today. I woke up this morning in a bad mood, just like I have the last few days. And I was like, "Oh, no. I am not starting another day like this. No way." So I laid in bed for an extra hour and cuddled with my dog and listened to Beethoven to tried to get my head on straight. After an hour, I felt amazing. So much calmer. Less stressed. Ready to start the day. I turn on my computer and see what's new, and this is the very first thing I came across. Sigh. At least I had an hour of peace in my head. /> Paris Hilton debuted her new single, "My BFF," on Ryan Seacrest's radio show today. I woke up this morning in a bad mood, just like I have the last few days. And I was like, "Oh, no. I am not starting another day like this. No way." So I laid in bed for an extra hour and cuddled with my dog and listened to Beethoven to tried to get my head on straight. After an hour, I felt amazing. So much calmer. Less stressed. Ready to start the day. I turn on my computer and see what's new, and this...

Janet Jackson Hospitalized

Hm. A representative for Janet Jackson says the singer has been hospitalized after falling ill shortly before a concert. According to statement released by W&W Public Relations, the singer canceled her concert in Montreal on Monday after she "got suddenly ill" during her sound check and had to be rushed to the hospital just before show time. The statement says Jackson is being monitored at the hospital and hopes to reschedule the show. No further information was given about Jackson's condition. Wh...

Rockin’ That Triathlete Bod

I have to admit, Jennifer Lopez's legs look freakin' awesome at this launch of Deseo for Men, her new fragrance, at Macy's in Herald Square. Her outfit is so-so. Her make-up? Atrocious. The foundation isn't even the right shade. The eye-shadow looks like mine did when I was eight and playing with my little CoverGirl kid set. Everything about this look is totally amateurish. Whoever did her make-up for this event needs to be fired and banned from the industry and probably also fi...