Today's Evil Beet Gossip

I Can’t Watch

Here's Lynne Spears on The Today Show yapping about her kids and her new book. I'd tell you what happened but honestly you guys I can't get more than 30 seconds into either of them. It just hurts too bad. But thankfully Yahoo news has informed me that Lynne did say, at one point, that Jamie-Lynn informed her of her pregnancy via a handwritten note. Heh, I would have written the note on the back of a box of condoms, just for that extra oomph. /> Here's Lynne Spears on The Today Show yapping about her kids and her new book. I'd tell you what happened but honestly you guys I can't get more than 30 seconds into either of them. It just hurts too bad. But thankfully Yahoo news has informed me that Lynne did say, at one point, that Jamie-Lynn informed her of her pregnancy via a handwritten note. Heh, I would have written the note on the back of a box of condoms, just for that extra oomph. ...

Fun with YouTube: Kevin Rudolf, “Let It Rock”

Okay, so this isn't technically YouTube, but I get like 8000 emails from PR people each day plugging their Z-list singer and trying to find some celebrity tie-in, and this one kind of caught my eye. The PR guy was like, "Hey, Lindsay Lohan loves this song, she blogged about it!" And she did. So, out of sheer curiosity, I had to listen to the song, and I recognized it as this song I've been hearing on the radio every now and then and totally loving. So I thought I'd do the guy a solid (ha ha! I haven't said that in FOREVER!) and run it on here, because I actually do really like the song. Here's Kevin Rudolf with "Let it Rock." /> Okay, so this isn't technically YouTube, but I get like 8000 emails from PR people each day plugging their Z-list singer and trying to find some celebrity tie-in, and this one kind of caught my eye. The PR guy was like, "Hey, Lindsay Lohan loves this song, she blogged about it!" And she did. So, out of sheer curiosity, I had to listen to the song, and I recognized it as this song I've been hearing on the radio every now and then and totally loving. So I thought I'd do the guy a solid (ha ha! I h...

Is This a New Britney Spears Track??

This little ditty has been making the Internet rounds lately -- titled "Candy from Strangers," it's supposedly a leaked track off of Brit's upcoming album, "Circus." It certainly sounds like Miz Spears. But if it IS a leaked track, why hasn't her label made YouTube pull it yet? Are they enjoying the buzz? Curiouser and curiouser ... /> This little ditty has been making the Internet rounds lately -- titled "Candy from Strangers," it's supposedly a leaked track off of Brit's upcoming album, "Circus." It certainly sounds like Miz Spears. But if it IS a leaked track, why hasn't her label made YouTube pull it yet? Are they enjoying the buzz? Curiouser and curiouser ......

Jessica Simpson’s Country Debut Not Doing So Hot

Very, very bad news for Jessica Simpson. Her country debut album, Do You Know, was #4 in sales this week, selling only 65,000 copies in an entire week. That is a VERY BAD number for a name as big as Jessica. In contrast, the uber-crappy and under-hyped A Public Affair, her last pop album, sold 101,000 copies its first week in 2006. Meanwhile, Metallica was at the top of the charts this week, selling 490,000 copies. Really? You guys are still buying Metallica albums? Why???...

Father/Son Bonding

Ryan O'Neal and his 24-year-old son, Redmond (who is, tragically, a red-head), were both busted for meth possession early this morning. Authorities said they were doing a probation search at the family's Malibu home when they found Redmond O'Neal in possession of methamphetamine and a vial of the drug was allegedly found in Ryan's bedroom. I bet Redmond was the type of dude who would brag to his friends, like, "Yeah, I know it seems pathetic that I still live at home, but you know what, assholes? Dad...

I Love Anne Hathaway More Each Day

From the New York Daily News: Anne Hathaway kept nipping out for secret cigarettes at the Hollywood Life House at the Toronto Film Festival. A spy says, "Her people don't want anyone to know she smokes." Now, I'm by no means encouraging anyone to smoke (and I am STILL smoke-free, bitches!!!), but I have to admit I'd always kind of viewed Anne as this prissy little princess type, and the more I learn about her, the more I realize that she is definitely flawed and therefore way, way c...

Show Us Your Hand!

Stupid Shia LaBeouf has his left hand in his damn pocket in EVERY SINGLE PHOTO from the Eagle Eye LA premiere. You can see a little hint of the cast here, but, for the most part, he's just being a total cocktease about it. Whip it out, Shia! Also there: Megan Fox, looking totally edible, Michelle Monaghan, looking totally pregnant, and Rosario Dawson, looking like she's had some work done, but I can't pinpoint what. [gallery]...

Paris Hilton Says She’s Really Found Her New BFF

Heh, right. Paris Hilton claims that the winner of My New BFF is actually her new best friend. "The person who won is now my best friend. We hang out. Yeah, we're really friends," she told reporters. "We've been having barbecues and hanging out at the house. The winner and I have been pretty low-key so far, because it is top secret right now." Whatever. I'm just jealous because I totally forgot to apply to be on this show. I really think I could have won. ...

Just Because

The very best of Kelly Kapoor. It is, however, missing one of my all-time favorite Kelly moments, which is below. I'm just having a weird day. [source] /> The very best of Kelly Kapoor. It is, however, missing one of my all-time favorite Kelly moments, which is below. I'm just having a weird day. [source]...