Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Oh Dear Lord Paris Hilton’s Dogs Got Eaten by a Coyote

I'd be way bitchier about this, but, when I lived in Arizona, I had an outdoor cat who got eaten by a coyote, and it was pretty devastating, so I'm not going to give Paris "you're irresponsible" shit about this. It's just really sad. I've never had an outdoor cat again, BTW. I keep my babies INSIDE the house now. We are sad to break the news that Ms. Hilton lost two of her most beloved pets in an attack by a coyote that came down into her neighborhood during the night. Unfortunately i...

Katherine Heigl Is Quitting …

... smoking, that is, not Grey's Anatomy, which is what I really want her to quit. Maybe I could start watching that show again if I didn't have to hear Izzie's whiny little voice in every other scene. But, anyway, T.R. Knight tells In Touch that Katie's quitting, and he's trying to be supportive. "You have to be ready and find it in yourself," he says. This isn't the first time Katie's said she's quitting, so we'll just wait and see. I have to say, though, I must have tried to quit 100 time...

Yes Okay Let’s Talk About Josh Howard

I was actually trying to avoid this -- mostly because, in all honesty, I have no idea who this person is or even really what sport he plays -- but I've had enough of you email me about it that it's clear you guys want to talk about it. Here's Dallas Mavericks star Josh Howard, being videotaped during the national anthem at a game. "'The Star-Spangled Banner' is going on," he says. "I don't celebrate this shit. I'm black." Then there's some muttering about Obama. Discuss. /> I was actually trying to avoid this -- mostly because, in all honesty, I have no idea who this person is or even really what sport he plays -- but I've had enough of you email me about it that it's clear you guys want to talk about it. Here's Dallas Mavericks star Josh Howard, being videotaped during the national anthem at a game. "'The Star-Spangled Banner' is going on," he says. "I don't celebrate this shit. I'm black." Then there's some muttering about Obama. Discuss....

Getting Into the Journalism Business

Ice-T's super-classy wife, Coco, has launched a magazine. It's called -- you guessed it! -- Coco, and it is, according to The Sun, "filled entirely with shots of herself." OMG. Who the hell is going to buy this? Are people actually attracted to this woman? What the hell is she charging for this magazine? Please, folks, if you see one on a newsstand, email me with what it costs. And then linger by the newsstand for the rest of the day and photograph and interview everyone who buys one. I must know who these strange creatures are. [gallery]...

Okay I Actually Hate Aubrey O’Day a Little Less Today

So Aubrey totally nails the "Duck Me I'm Frunk" look in the upcoming issue of Complex magazine -- seriously, these photos are a must-see -- but, more than that, the interview with her is actually pretty awesome, and I dig her sense of humor. It's possible that she's not the brain-dead whorebag I'd always thought she was. Here are some excerpts. Aubrey O’Day: There’s this gorgeous model that’s been trying to get with me for me for a while. And the other night I was so ...

The Donald Thinks Obama Should Have Picked Hillary

Since we all know Donald Trump secretly hopes to run for President one day, it's only fair that we start caring about his political opinions now. Trump will be voting for McCain -- because he thinks Obama fucked everything up by picking Biden as his running mate. "I know John McCain, and John McCain's a great guy, a tremendous guy. I've known him for a long time. And I'm with him, and I'm with him based on the fact that I have great knowledge of John McCain ... The fact is, that Obama w...

Quotables

I may have won 19 awards that you don’t feel I earned, but it’s neither original nor relevant to slag on Juno. Really. And you’re not some bold, singular voice of dissent, You are exactly like everyone else in your zeitgeisty-demo-lifestyle pod. You are even like me. (I, too, loved Arrested Development! Aren’t we a pretty pair of cultural mavericks? Hey, let’s go bitch about how Black Kids are overrated!) I’m sorry that while you were shooting your...

Just Something I Find Interesting

Hillary Rodham Clinton was advised, in no uncertain terms, to remove the "Rodham" from the name she used while campaigning for office, lest she seem like one of those "aggressive" women unwilling to abandon her own last name. Sarah Palin campaigned for mayor of Wasilla as Sarah Heath Palin, where "Heath" is her maiden name. I'm just saying. /> Hillary Rodham Clinton was advised, in no uncertain terms, to remove the "Rodham" from the name she used while campaigning for office, lest she seem like one of those "aggressive" women unwilling to abandon her own last name. Sarah Palin campaigned for mayor of Wasilla as Sarah Heath Palin, where "Heath" is her maiden name. I'm just saying....