Today's Evil Beet Gossip

DJ AM and Travis Barker in Serious Condition After Plane Crash

Holy shit. DJ AM and Travis Barker appear to be the sole survivors of a plane crash in South Carolina late last night. They are both in critical condition at a South Carolina hospital. Officials said the plane carrying six people was departing shortly before midnight Friday when air traffic controllers reporting seeing sparks. The plane hurtled off the end of a runway and crashed through antennas and a fence. It came to rest on an embankment across a five-lane highway and was engulfed in flames, said Debbie Hersman, a member of the National Tran...

Wanna Hear the New Bond Theme? (Hint: You Don’t)

It's called "Another Way to Die." It was written and produced by Jack White, and performed by Jack White and Alicia Keys, after studio execs realized that Amy Winehouse was, essentially, unemployable. It's ... um ... weird. And by "weird" I mean it still probably would have been better if Mark Ronson and Amy Winehouse had done it, even if Amy had smoked, like, a mattress full of crack beforehand. In fact, I kind of feel cracked out just listening to it. It's unsettling. It makes me want to twitch and rearrange furniture and then scratch at my face a lot. Listen here. />It's called "Another Way to Die." It was written and produced by Jack White, and performed by Jack White and Alicia Keys, after studio execs realized that Amy Winehouse was, essentially, unemployable. It's ... um ... weird. And by "weird" I mean it still probably would have been better if Mark Ronson and Amy Winehouse had done it, even if Amy had smoked, like, a mattress full of crack beforehand. In fact, I kind of feel cracked out just listening to it. It's unsettling. It makes me want to twitch...

Writing for Evil Beet FAQ

Thank you to all who have submitted applications to be our weekend writer here on EB. Many of them have been awesome. You guys rock so hard. I've gotten quite a few emails with questions, and they're all pretty much the same questions. So here are the answers: 1) You must be at least 18 years old for this position. This is not because I don't think people younger than that can be fantastic and competent writers -- it's because every now and then there are some naked photos and sex tapes involved in this job, and I just think it's safer if everyone I'm paying is an adult. 2) I don't care where you live. You don't have to be in LA, Seattle or even the United States. However, if you live overseas, you must be able to accept payment through PayPal, because I'm not mailing your check to Australia. (No offense to Australia.) 3) I'm not going to tell you what kinds of writing samples to submit. Consider what the job is and use your best judgment. The rest of the qualifications and submission instructions are here. The application deadline is Friday, September 26. />Thank you to all who have submitted applications to be our weekend writer here on EB. Many of them have been awesome. You guys rock so hard. I've gotten quite a few emails with questions, and they're all pretty much the same questions. So here are the answers: 1) You must be at least 18 years old for this position. This is not because I don't think people younger than that can be fantastic and competent writers -- it's because every now and then there are some naked photos and sex tapes involv...

Hi, Boys!

Vanessa Hudgens shows off a not-so-tween sexuality at the Teen Vogue Young Hollywood party last night. Damn, this girl is ready to break out of those Disney chains. And I, for one, am ready to exploit and profit from it. You guys, wanna know what's kind of sad? I don't recognize half of the people who attended this event. Like I'm vaguely aware than Dylan and Cole Sprouse are big names, but I refuse to run their photos on here, because, clothed or not, it just feels kind of dirty. L...

Oh Hells Yes: Lindsay Lohan to Judge Project Runway!

Just when I thought that nothing could get me to tune into Project Runway again, I've been proven wrong. It's gonna take more than a tranny, though (coughTyracough) -- this sort of disaster calls for Lindsay Lohan! La Lohan is scheduled to be on-hand as the guest judge in the season premiere of the new Project Runway, which will take place on Lifetime network instead of Bravo. The show is set to premiere in late January of 2009. Hopefully Lindsay won't be in jail for hitting the paparazzi by ...

Jessica Simpson Farts in the Sack

From a recent interview about Tony Romo: "To be my man, you have to put up with a lot. I toot under the sheets, I spend a lot of money and I can belch the ABC's." Hey, at least she's honest. Heh, one girl sent me an entry to the Life of Tim contest detailing how she'd accidentally sharted in bed with a one night stand. I almost peed myself laughing so hard. Seriously these entries are gold. I can't wait to print my faves. ...

Quotables

[W]hen megan fox was 19, she posed half-naked for a magazine photo shoot and boasted in the accompanying interview that she possessed “the libido of a 15-year-old boy.” (She also described a tattoo she’d gotten of her boyfriend’s name as being “next to my pie”—not exactly the kind of thing you say if you’re hoping to keep a low profile.) At that time, Fox was filming the third season of ABC’s Hope & Faith, a family-friendly sitcom starri...