Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Meg Ryan Says Dennis Quaid Was Cheating on HER!!!

DRAMA!!! Eight years after their split, Meg Ryan is FINALLY willing to talk about her split from Dennis Quaid. "Dennis was not faithful to me for a very long time, and that was very painful," she says in the new issue of InStyle. "I found out more about that after I was divorced." And as for her scandalous relationship with Russell Crowe? “I think he took a big hit. But Russell didn’t break up the marriage. He was definitely there at the end, but it wasn’t his fault. I was a mess...

Earning His Keep: Part II

I already told you guys that Leo was going to have to earn $89 worth of page views to pay me back for the laptop power cord he chewed up. So here he is, working it in the brand new bomber jacket I got for him. He's the bomb in his bomber jacket. Ahhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! OMG I am so funny. I kill me, I do. You guys wanna know something major? I have always had to buy Leo his doggy clothes in a size XS. But he has finally grown out of that and now has to wear a regular small. My lit...

Michelle Tanner

A healthy-weighted Olsen twin departs a West Village tanning salon. Okay, you guys are gonna give me a huge amount of shit for this, but I have to say that, as she gets to a normal weight, I kind of understand why she felt so much pressure to stay at a ridiculously skinny weight. She is such a very tiny person (I think she's honestly like 4'11") that even a small weight gain makes her look really squat. At that height, you can't just gain 10 or 20 pounds and have it not significantly impac...

Black Tie, Baby!!!

Some gorgeous, gorgeous, GORGEOUS dresses at the Metropolitan Opera 125th Season Opening Night Gala at Lincoln Plaza tonight. This kind of makes up for the fact that the Emmy dresses were such snoozers. Kind of. The star of the night, IMHO, is underage love of my life and aspiring haute couture model Taylor Momsen, who looked unbelievably stunning in a phenomenal dress. Who made that? It is gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous, and Taylor pulls it off flawlessly. I ::heart:: her. [gallery]...

Bill Clinton Talks Politics on The View

This set of clips from Slick Willy's appearance on The View -- put together by a (disclosed) McCain/Palin supporter -- is worth watching, because in the final minute and a half the former President says an awful lot of things that sound like a quiet endorsement for John McCain. Clinton says he'll be voting for Obama, "because I'm a loyal Democrat," but then proceeds to offer some unmitigated compliments to John McCain. Interesting. /> This set of clips from Slick Willy's appearance on The View -- put together by a (disclosed) McCain/Palin supporter -- is worth watching, because in the final minute and a half the former President says an awful lot of things that sound like a quiet endorsement for John McCain. Clinton says he'll be voting for Obama, "because I'm a loyal Democrat," but then proceeds to offer some unmitigated compliments to John McCain. Interesting. ...

Quotables

"The reality is the girls and I are all together ... Holly shares my bed on a nightly basis ... Are there going to be changes in the relationships? I'm sure there are going to be. I think that in the future, the girls are going to, in time, be dating others and moving out of the mansion, and when that happens we will not be keeping it a secret." Hugh Hefner, on the recent rumors of Holly and Kendra dating other men. You know what? I believe the old man. And I haven't run these cheating...

Perez Has Blogging Help?

Anyone know the inside scoop on this? Apparently Perez Hilton has someone named "liz" blogging for him now. I didn't hear anything about this previously, I was just flipping through my RSS reader and was like, "Dude, that's not Perez Hilton's writing voice," and then I saw this photo above the post. That's female handwriting on that thar photo! See here for an example of her work. What's the backstory here? Anybody know? Did he post an introduction or anything?...

New Release: The Killers, “Human”

It doesn't look like we're getting a new Britney Spears track today -- her label made a last-minute decision that it wasn't yet ready for radio release -- so, instead, we bring you the new single from The Killers, "Human." What do we think? /> It doesn't look like we're getting a new Britney Spears track today -- her label made a last-minute decision that it wasn't yet ready for radio release -- so, instead, we bring you the new single from The Killers, "Human." What do we think?...

Seriously, Though, Who Wants to Be Courtney Love’s Spelling Tutor?

this is wierd but what the fuck Current mood: cantankerous is anyone insanely clean neatfreak near malibu? i need a non thieving non freaky housekeeper also i need we need a documentarist, someone to document our studio as we go in wedsday, and i have ALOT of work to do til then and i wont just hand this to hbo or bbc 2 or bravo and god forbid not vh1! A DOCUMENATRY NOT A REALITY SHOW. get in touch with jason whp will further put you in touch with jason wienberg at untitled. and am...