Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Whitney Port’s Reality Series Well Underway

Apparently Whitney's spinoff -- called The City, of course -- will co-star none other than NYC socialite Olivia Palermo, who's been desperately trying to achieve mainstream fame forever now. According to a source, "Olivia has been filming all over town. She's earning $12,000 per episode." Ugh. God. I was actually going to watch this show, but if Olivia Palermo's on it, I think I'll just sit on the couch, stare at the wall and drink Ipecac instead. I'll be less nauseous that way. Oh, and I'm...

We Need to Talk About the ClayMates Some More

So originally I was just going to write a simple little blog post about a simple little note Clay wrote on his fansite's message board about the support he's received since publicly coming out. "We'll 'talk' more later," Aiken, 29, writes on his Web site's message board. "but, suffice it to say, for the first time in recent memory, I am speechless. I'm so proud to know and love all of you." He adds, "My family is so much larger than Parker, Jaymes, mom, Brett, etc. It extends to each of you. And I c...

Jenna Fischer’s Off the Market … Again

The recurring red carpet nightmare, who divorced her husband last September, revealed to People that she's had a serious boyfriend since January. His name is Lee Kirk, and he's apparently a writer, although he doesn't seem to have written anything much of note. He wrote the 2004 snoozer The Women -- no, not the Meg Ryan one. This one starred -- you guessed it! -- Jenna Fischer. "We met through mutual friends," she says. "We've actually known each other for a long time. He went to college with an old friend of mine." Hm. I wonder if this guy had anything to do with...

Lindsay Thinks Her Father Needs to Be Medicated, and I Agree

In response to her father's endless ramblings about how Samantha Ronson is the devil: My father obviously needs to be on medication to control his moods. He is out of line and his words show how much anger he has, and it's dangerous and scary as it reminds me of how he treated my mother and I my whole childhood. He needs to be stopped. This is yet another reason why we aren't speaking. I am in a great place in life. I have overcome a lot and have been able to learn how to enjoy and appreci...

Quotables

"please tell me I'm not the only one who is shocked beyond belief! I feel numb I'm so upset. This can't be real!! How can you guys say this won't change anything? This changes EVERYTHING. I don't even know what to think right now." From the ClayMates discussion board. To be fair, the overwhelming majority of posts on there are very supportive of Clay, which is good to see. Some people even talk about how they struggled with the news at first and then decided to accept it and still love him, whi...

A Picture Is Worth — Well — Not As Many Words as You Can Fit on a Piece of Cardboard

Listen, I've worked with paparazzi agencies for a few years now, and I've learned one important thing: trust your instincts above their captions. They may have tagged a photo as "Jennifer Aniston," and it's kind of far away and blurry, but it doesn't quite look like her, so you email them like, "Hey, are you guys totally sure that's Jen in that shot?" and they write back like, "Yes, we're sure," and you still have your doubts so you write them again, "Like, totally sure?" and they're like "T...

Your Daily Lohan

Here's La Lohan at a photo shoot in the Hollywood Hills, where she reportedly spent a great deal of time talking on her cell phone and smoking cigarettes and crying, although it's not clear exactly what the problem is. This photo is from Tuesday, the day news broke that she had confirmed her relationship with Samantha Ronson during a late-night radio phone interview (for which she was, perhaps, a little drunk). Maybe she's upset that news of Clay Aiken's open gay-ness hit the same day. Eh, probably not. ...

Your Daily Paris, Or At Least What’s Left of Her

We haven't seen much of Paris Hilton -- then again, there hasn't been much of her to see. The heiress hit up LAX with beau Benji Madden on Tuesday and looked particularly starving, even by Paris standards. What's up with this??? Does someone need a little bit of attention since she's not currently banging a woman or releasing a comeback album? Oh, and she wasn't wearing a bra, so, ya know, that's fun. [gallery] Images via Splash...

Hi, God. Quick Question. Why Does It Have to Be Kirk Cameron in the Fireman Suit?

OMG. What a vagina tease. These photos are just saying, "Hey, Beet, it's a hot, wealthy man in a firefighter uniform and there are TONS of pictures of him for you to gawk at. There's just one tiny catch: it's Kirk Cameron." It's like how someone approached Kirk Cameron twenty years ago and was like, "Listen, I have this awesome way for you to always be able to feel like you're better than other people, no matter what. There's just one tiny catch: You have to abandon all logic and reason."...