Michael Lohan has responded to Lindsay’s assertions that he “needs to be on medication” with a flurry of vowels and consonants that vaguely resemble English words.
I want to add that this statement was sent exclusively to X17, and that they themselves added all the [sic]s. I don’t know why I find that laugh-out-loud funny, but I do. Like, have they read their own blog? It’s not exactly winning any national spelling bees. You’re a paparazzi agency, guys, not the New York Times. Also: you missed some.
Oh, and, look, I’m usually pretty good about not using photos I haven’t purchased, but y’all are gonna have to send a cease and desist if you wanna stop me from using this photo. It’s just too perfect.
“BEING THAT THIS STATEMENT WAS MOST LIKELY, made by Lindsay’s pubicist [sic], Leslie Sloane, I , as should everyone, take it with a grain of salt since and realize that what Leslie says is laced with lies. tell me, do picutres [sic] lie? Are all the eye witness accounts, the text message and the recordings I have false? Just look at the most recent reports of Lindsay and Samantha in In Touch, The Star and even as late as last night (Sept 25th) in LA. Mind you, this was after the articles in Page Six! So tell me, who is out of control? Who is on and needs medication? And who needs retraining [sic] orders from who? If anyone, Lindsay needs restraining orders from Samantha, the people enabling her and leading her down this dark path who are destoying [sic] her life , her career and causing her harm. I was in LA for 2 weeks and never even tried to see Lindsay other than to call her lawyer and send her “positive words” of advice.If anyone needs to be concerned , it’s me! The comments made by Lindsay’s advisors are ridiculous. But mark my words, things will NOT get better for Lindsay until she rids herself of the people around her who have come back in her life, since her release from Cirque Lodge. People need to stop sucking up to her to stay on her good side, and do what’s right for her well being, NOT their own.Until then, I am going to sit back and let GOD do His work.”
Thanks Emily!
lindsay and her father are both attention whores. SO over it.
That picture of Michael Lohan is hilarious. Classy, Michael Lohan, real classy.
I’ve lost all respect for Lindsay again recently with the publicist fiasco, but, I can’t help but feel a little bad for her for having Michael Lohan as a father.
oh man i just had to look at the photo closer, with the shiny shit on his lip, invisi-shirt, tattoo in perfect spot with the shirt, along with cowboy boots and cowboy belt buckle plus the jeans with the anal on the floor rip in the knee and a bleached out crotch with pose. perfect match to the rant beet.
her PUBICIST???
sorry, michael, i think samantha is her “pubicist,” not leslie sloane.
BAM!
Awesome pic. I bet he thinks its sexy, tho.
Why does he think anyone gives a ding-dong-damn about what he thinks or says? He’s just pissed because he can’t get any money or attention because he’s been put over THERE in his padded corner and Lindsay is trying to live a happy life. No wonder she was so fucked up in her early years. Imagine having him and her mom for parents and coming out ok. IMPOSSIBLE!
This guy is one crazy psychopath. He gives me the heebie jeebies everytime I see his picture on the net. Love that you used X17 photo – totally classy, sums up his whole persona, the ultimate wannabe alpha male. All it’s missing in the gold crucifix to, you know, EMPHASIS, that he really is going to sit back and let God do his work. Ah ha hahahahahaha. As if. If Michael Lohan never makes another comment to the media or crawls along Robertson trawling for paps I’ll go join his church.
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That picture is hilarious : )
this guy is a joke he didn’t interfere when she was on drugs but now when shes healthily and happy theres a problem oh and GOD fuckin hates you
this dude is absolutely crazy.
I too feel bad for Lindsay for having this jackass as a father. Beet, Do you really think LiLo is going back to her old ways? I hope not. But dealing with this crap does not help her soberiety. IMO she should stop commenting back to him. The world knows he’s a tool.
this may seem a silly question and nothing to do with the topic, but nobody has ever explained it to me. What does “[sic]” actually mean?
like father like daughter… i guess they just like wearing see through clothes.
It’s a fascinating photo in an utterly revolting way. But here is what I want to know; how come he is so homophobic when he himself could so easily be mistaken for a gay porn star on the set of his latest movie?
It’s a fascinating photo in an utterly revolting way. But here is what I want to know; how come he is so homophobic when he himself could so easily be mistaken for a gay porn star on the set of his latest movie?
aaah, my sweet joke never showed up! so i’m gonna make it again and if it shows up twice i’ll look like a jackass.
sorry, michael, leslie sloane isn’t lindsay’s “pubicist”… SAM IS!
He is class with a capital “A”. or should I write capitol. (sic)
His out fit is so sic and he looks gay
No words needed after a look at the photo of Michael Lohan.
He is a ugly nasty looking person
Laughing at “retraining orders”… retraining as a father, that’s exactly what he needs!
OMG never seen that pic before, I love it!!! That’s a keeper Beet I have to agree with you. :)
How sad – I just learned that Paul Newman has passed away. How sad.
is this an ad for gay phone sex?
Whose going to take a man who dresses like that seriously?
he has on his ”sexy” jeans/pose…
Just to further gross everyone out, he’s got a prince Albert piercing on his dick, making that photo even more disgusting. You know he really did rape Dina, what a freak.
Anyway douche bag dad of the year who can’t have unsupervised visits with any of his underage kids, you meal ticket sailed away, you only get money because you are Liho’s dad and for no other reason. I don’t read never mind buy OK mag because you are involved. Maybe if more people boycotted the mag you could crawl back under a rock and go back to being a crack smoking drunk.
No wonder she has no career – most of her time is spent fighting with a ree ree parent, who uses her for an excuse for a job. She must hate him a lot to not see her grandfather before he died or go to his funeral.
Oh Michael, you quit it you, with your see-through shirt.
Since he’s going to “sit back [in his horrible outfit, no doubt] and let GOD do His work” does that mean we don’t have to hear anymore of this bullshit from him? He’s just saying the same shit over and over again and I’m bored of him.
lindsay needs to respond
blog bitch BLOG!!
I wish I had a pubicist.
[sic] is used when text is being quoted to indicate that there was an original typo and they are leaving it as it was found.
Thank you for the explanation Wellhonestlynow.
Wellhonestlynow…..what “hmm” said!
Every time I look at this picture I laugh. Anyway to morph this shot with a Vern shot?
And you thought that your father embarrassed YOU?
I understand the Lindsays dad is crazy but I find it so rude that she didn’t go to her grandfathers funeral. What did her grandfather do to deserve such disrespect. I understand that her dad would have been there but there was no excuse for her not to be there. That is all i have to say for now.
UhOh, Lindsay once said that Michaels’s parents were never too nice to her.
UhOh….Maybe she didn’t want to turn her grandfathers funeral into a PHOTO OP for her media whore father. Given his past history it would be a concern if I were her.
… and people criticise you for giving the economy too much airtime?
omg, that pose is too much!!