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Shia Won’t Be Prosecuted for DUI

Smart kid.

It appears Shia LaBeouf refused to submit to a blood alcohol test following his drunk driving incident in July.

As such, he won’t be prosecuted for DUI — the L.A. County D.A. just rejected the case on grounds of insufficient evidence. They do plan to file charges against the other driver involved in the accident.

Shia’s license will probably be suspended for awhile because of his refusal to submit to the test, but that’s still better than a DUI!

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  • Implied consent. If a person is granted the privilege to hold a driver’s license, he/she has automatically given “implied consent” to submit to alcohol testing. Refuse the test and his/her license is taken away.

    No great loss for Shia: he can have a limo drive his ass around.

  • Well isn’t he a lucky bum.

    Side note: his pants are incomprehensibly sexy in this picture… that being said, I feel I should share that I am now completely scarred for life, as I have just realised that I have a thing for the kid from Even Stevens.

  • Shia was very smart to refuse the BAC test.

    If you can afford to lose your drivers license for 6 months, refusing the BAC test is a charge that doesn’t impact your insurance nearly as much as a DUI / DWI.

  • ahhheeeeeeemmmmmmmm……………….
    shia is not a bad person….its the community!!!!
    i love shia as much i love myself…….
    he dont know me but i know him.
    i know you guyz think that im a lier but im not!!
    im his most obssesed girl fan ever!!
    im his bes supporter!!
    im only 14 but age doesnt matter!!!
    love matters…….so if shia waits for me to turn 18,
    its my pleasure to marry him.
    so yeah……
    right now im so mad at everyone who thinks his a fucking jerk!!!
    he is not bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    shia,
    i love you

    dont worry,if every single person in this earth hates you,im here to love
    you more and more!!take care and god bless!!muuuuuuaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!