If you think Golf Digest put a photo of Justin Timberlake on their cover under the words “Get Longer / Get Straighter” without ever for a minute considering that it might make some people think about penises, you are grossly underestimating their copywriters.
Update: I just realized that you can totally see a little penis bulge by his fly. Awesome.
I can honestly say that now that he’s all grown up and I’m all grown up.. I would still fuck the shit out of him.
Key word is little. You need to discuss folding and tucking with a gay guy, it’s amazing what you learn!
the guy’s actually pretty damn funny. the dick in a box video on youtube is pretty clever.
is it weird that the first thing i looked for in this picture is a penis bulge? no? ok good.. i agree.
lol…. this whole thing is so… penisy
I agree with Jen B. I’d totally do him.
@ briana: AWESOME adjective. That’s gonna be my new “word” (nothing like a trend.)
I love that his belt is a little golf-sitck head. (huh-huh, “head”) If I liked golf, I would totally buy that belt.
And Beet, girl, go to sleep already dude. I mean I’m up late, but there’s I need to in order to finish this damn deadline. (Holy shit. I just used the word “deadline”. I’m officially a grown-up.)
“Quotation” “marks” “are” “fun”!! Wooo!
aaaand that’s the end of this hour’s Red-Bull-inspired midnight debauchery. Or something.
Hey, who can tell me where the name Red Bull comes from? (you have to from a certain generation to get this.) (I think.)
Mate. I didn’t notice penis buldge OR golf head belt. I suck
(you see what I did there? huh? penis, head AND suck. I win)
i want to be friends with every single person who commented this picture.
penis.
@Jen B and Erin:
It’s funny because the first thing I looked for too in this picture was a penis bulge. JT isn’t necessarily that celebrity that does it for me and I never really liked nsync…but there is something about the man. Definitely. fuck. the. shit. out. of. him.
yay im surrounded by horny females.
bring it on. lol
Bulge or no bulge, this dude has the perfect Jessica Biel, “I’m Just Saying”!
I know this kid that looks a lot like this guy, and that other dude…um Chad Michael Murray! (had to google it) and when he’s not high on coke, he is so fucking hot. Except not only is he 6 years younger than I am, but he acts like it.
And he does coke.
But oh my God, SO sexy.
@ Erin: So you LIKE befriending ppl who talk about penis? Those are wicked standards.
Penis or no penis, he is hideous. I know that’s mean so I feel compelled to add that I’m sure he’s a very nice person. But U-GLEE.