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Why I Can’t Begin to Compete with TMZ.com

Amount paid by TMZ to OJ Simpson buddy and trial witness Thomas Riccio for the audio recordings of his September 2007 meeting with OJ: $150,000.

Oh well.

They may have way more money to throw at stories about washed-up acquitted double murderers who are currently poised to serve a life sentence for stealing sports memorabilia, but they’ve got nothing that competes with my dog.

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  • beet,
    sorry but that tmz dude harvey is one smart jewish guy! if you had been born jewish instead of some other moronic faith like catholic or methodist you’d probably have a chance, but nobody beats a jewish person at their game but another jew. just always remember, you’ve got christmas and they don’t. oh yeah, and you didn’t kill jesus.

  • re; raye and mimi

    i’ve turned chimps out into the wild with more cognitive processes than the two of you combined. knock knock!

  • holy shit beet, can’t you see we’ve been using this post to weed out the retards! and now you had to go and ruin it!!

  • re; love the beet, hate beets

    ok. ok. in retrospect that may have been an insensitive comment i made, especially with the downs syndrome, sarah palin baby making all the headlines. it’s just that i have a sister that’s a retard and she has no clue beet’s jewish, so it made me think about her, that’s all. sorry if it made you think i was calling you a retard, which you obviously are, as i wasn’t even thinking about you when i wrote it. want to hug?

  • keep doing ur OWN thing…since when is tmz NOT paying 4 some “source” or “some scrupulous ill-gotten pics?”