Today's Evil Beet Gossip

I Know This Is an Old Video But I Just Almost Died Laughing

Just a little treat to get you through the last half-hour of the workday.

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  • guys, are we not talking about a mangina here? hurry, call manica and find out!! beets fucking with us again, isn’t she!!! damn you to hell you smart hot jewish chicks!!

  • ok. ok. ok…. i just read the clay aiken people magazine online where beet found it. it’s just clay shaving his taint and getting ready for a hot latino massage therapist to knock on his hotel room door. talk about all access. that beet, she’ll dig up the darndest things.

  • I thought it was a video of Beet shaving her poor dog’s ass hole to get the last 75 cents of ad clicks she need to buy that damn power cord.

  • re; tss

    beet, you aren’t using us for personal gain are you? that would upset me almost as much as when i was 5 and i found out that santa claus wasn’t real and neither was my kindergarten teacher’s hard rubber penis she made me polish when my mom was running late.

  • Oh.my.god. LOL…brilliant.

    When I first saw it I was like, “Holy shit this is SO inapprorpiate for this site WTF??” and started freaking out. Then, you know, I realized what it was and laughed.

    You know, this totally reminds me of this one ad, that I’ve been looking and looking for, but I can’t find.

    It was a real close close close up of an eye, turned vertically, so it would look like…um..well what they were trying to imply with this ad. And it was like, “You are are delicate too” or something along those lines. It was totally thought-provoking.

  • re; keightlynn

    silly wabbit. beet ain’t all about that patch shaving shit. she’s way too busy typing and finding confusing videos for us plebeians to get all googly eyed over. my guess is she’s the rapunzel of the world of vagina fables.