Anyone know the inside scoop on this?
Apparently Perez Hilton has someone named “liz” blogging for him now.
I didn’t hear anything about this previously, I was just flipping through my RSS reader and was like, “Dude, that’s not Perez Hilton’s writing voice,” and then I saw this photo above the post.
That’s female handwriting on that thar photo!
See here for an example of her work.
What’s the backstory here? Anybody know? Did he post an introduction or anything?
Ok…. you caught me Beet.
It’s me…
My real name is Jizzy Lizzy and I write for Perez on tuesdays, fridays, every other sunday, and once during the gay pride parade. He makes me wear pink M.C. Hammer pants and sing “I’m Every Woman” while he beats off.
Don’t judge me… I only do it to put myself thru refrigerator repair school.
LMAO @ TSS
the only reason perez hilton makes fun of people is because hes insecure he feels the need to pull people down to make himself higher its sad
Ive heard him mention his sister a few times, maybe its her?
I read it semi-obsessively, and he definitely not made any mention of it. That entry seemed like it wasn’t written by him. He’s probably too busy doing hosting gigs at clubs in Vegas.
why do u even care beet?
oh, tss, “and once during the gay pride parade. . .”- that one snuck up on me. i almost fell off my chair!
Is Perez even relevant anymore?
i think his mom & sister work with him in some way or another… maybe one of them was filling in? that’s definately not his messy white picture writing though~!
thanks for bringing that up beet…i was starting to feel like mugatu “doesn’t anybody notice this? i feel like i’m taking crazy pills!”
i know him from high school. he’s a douche.
yes it’s his sister, I heard him on Howard Stern and he said he moved her and his mother to CA from Miami to help him.
It’s appalling that he needs HELP with what he does. I thought perhaps Summer’s Eve could get rid of smelly things like Perez…but alas, even the Great Lakes wouldn’t hold enough volume to clean his stank out.
Ew.
i dont care
WHO CARES! blog about real celebs please.
It’s not his sister that writes for him. I don’t know what she does…maybe just eats??? lol. It’s some other short/fat chick that he’s hired. I met her at a party once and I was shocked when I found out she blogged for him. She started blogging for him right before his Diva’s special on VH1. That’s all I know Beet. I’ll try to get more scoop later. Perez is an idiot. You’re the best Beet!
Leo, do something and get rid of Perez!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beet,
TSS still writes some of the funniest stuff on here. Are you considering him for the weekend job?
I agree with Chuck. TSS should sooo get the job. He writes the most original sarcastic stuff. it always makes me laugh.
Funny, I never did think that Perez did all of his own writing/posting – I always assumed he had help.
And TSS – LMFuckingAO!!!!!
He has had an assistant filling in for him for a while. His writing voice changes here and there — something I particularly notice when his vocabulary exceeds a 2nd grade level.
I also noticed a difference in the drawings here and there, but that is only recent. He also tries to fill dry spells by posting weird news stories, like a dog saving its owner by dialing 911. I think she probably posts those, too.
Don’t ask me why I check his site so much at work. Boredom? He’s such a dick and I hate to support him by visiting, but he updates a lot… and my job sucks. :(
lmao at TSS haha
that was a nice one i gotta admit it :]
He said as much in Las Vegas last month,His sister and mother write over half the blog as of spring 2008.
Did you get lasik?