Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Earning His Keep

Hey, you guys, wanna know what I was doing this afternoon?

If you guessed “spending $89 at the Apple Store for a new laptop power cord because Leo ate the original one when you left him unattended on the floor of your cubicle for five minutes,” well, either you’re freaky psychic or you, ya know, work with me.

But anyway.

$89!!!!

I can buy a hooker for that!

So Leo has to wear stupid clothes and pose for photographs until he earns himself $89 in page views. I’m not fucking kidding. Click on this shit as much as possible, people, if you want to save Leo the agony of being forced into adorable shirts day after day after day. Because he’s going to do puppy modeling until you guys click $89 worth of clicks. Get to it.

Up now: Leo modeling the adorable “Beverly Hills Chihuahua” puppy shirt that the studio gave us. It’s too big for him, even though it’s made for chihuahuas. I think it looks like he’s wearing his jammies. Extra cuteness.

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