Ugh, sorry I’ve been gone all day, you guys. It’s been a busy day.
The good news: I am actually getting a refund on my 2007 taxes! Plus that $600 economic stimulation thingy. Yes, you read that right. My 2007 taxes. Which just got finished today. Sigh. Like I said, long day.
The bad news: So, I wanted to make this absence up to you guys by watching the Verne Troyer sex tape and giving you all a full report. So I shelled out the $9.95 for a membership (hey, it’s tax-deductible for me!) and I have a login, but I can’t for the life of me get the damn thing to work, possibly because it requires Windows Media Player which I can’t seem to download for my Mac? Or possibly because the whole site’s a bunch of bullshit anyway.
I don’t know.
So I’m gonna let you guys figure it out.
The website is sexwithmini.com and here’s my login info:
Update: Removed because apparently the site detects duplicate logins. Can someone just tell me how to download WMP for the Mac?
Second Update: So I got WMP installed (thanks to your tips!) and I still can’t seem to see any Mini-Me sex tape. Has anyone actually read on any blog that anyone’s actually watched this thing? I wonder if the whole thing’s just a hoax … although the screen shots on the front page of the members area look quite real.
Go figure out what I need to do to watch this tape, you guys. On a Mac.
Until that happens, here’s a new pic of the very gorgeous Halle Berry and her hottie baby-daddy, Gabriel Aubry, leaving a Calvin Klein in NYC today.
‘Duplicate login detected’
*sigh* well, it was worth a try.
don’t know why you can’t download WMP for Mac. I run it all the time… You should maybe install Parallels and get a copy of XP. Good for certain business functions that still aren’t available for OSX like Visio or Project.
ok to download windows media player on a mac…. my friend did it for me, but i THINK you have to download this extension thing called StuffIt 12 first and then wmp and it should work. good luck! it’s probably worth it.
stuffit expander?
Yeah, you need StuffIt expander.
http://www.apple.com/downloads/macosx/system_disk_utilities/stuffitexpander.html
Here’s the link to WMP
http://www.microsoft.com/windows/windowsmedia/player/mac/mp9/default.aspx
You should still do the Parallels thing… much as we’d like there’s really no getting away from Bill and ‘Shoe Shower Jerry.’ ;-)
http://www.apple.com/downloads/macosx/video/windowsmediaplayerformacosx.html
this should work, as it is the Mac version of WMP
and its free apparently.
I have never been able to get WMP to work properly on my mac, but you could download a trial version of Parallels Desktop for Mac, and then download WMP from that (may need to install Windows XP onto Parallels Desktop.) It’s like having a virtual PC in your Mac for all those applications that are not enlightened enough to come in Mac-versions (ala Oregon Trail.)
Ah I see Paralaxe already suggested this…sorry for the bogart Paralaxe.
I think I will pass on watching this, let alone spend any money on it. I don’t watch people eat live rodents or bite the heads of chickens either. I am just funny that way…..
Mini Me Sex Tape? No big thing…………..HELLO!!! ;-)
Beet – You need flip for mac. It converts windows media for macs. Either do a google search for it or go to versiontracker.com and do a search for it. I can also suggest that you call a local Mac store and ask for help. I have had nothing but great experiences dealing with the local stores (NOT APPLE, just Mac Stores) here in Portland. They have turned me onto a lot of very cool tips.
God damn Beet, you have like a cult following. An army of little Beet minions lol. Can anyone tell me why is it that Halle is so hot but she always gets cheated on and dumped? I’m thinking her looks to talent in the sack ratio isn’t balanced. Maybe she is just a horrible lay.. *sigh* still pretty to look at though.
Try downloading VLC for Mac it usually works with every media file.
http://vlc-media-player.en.softonic.com/mac
Unfortunately, Microsoft stopped working on WMP for Mac several years ago… you have to get a third party utility for proper viewing of WindowsMedia files called flip4Mac.
http://www.flip4mac.com/
The free version is enough, since all paid versions are only for converting WMV files up to other formats…
what? i have a mac and i was able to watch it just fine, it is real, VERY FUNNY AND HILARIOUS. it sounds like he is about to start fussing but he really is just having an orgasm lmao anyways are you sure the site isnt http://www.sexwithminime.com?
thats where i got it. and i hope you get it to work, seriously it worked for me and i loved the tape
And everything was just supposed to WORK on the mac eh? I admit the mac is a decent product……but obviously limited……although since apple dropped powerpc and went intel you have pretty much the same hardware as any pc because the mac is now a PC with a pretty white case running mac osx (pc refers to the hardware not the OS)…funny thing is i run macosx along with windows on my gf’s dell because itunes works better on mac (go figure, after all the MS bashing apple cant code right on the pc either) and macosx works fine….but for you mac lovers to truly use windows content without trying to find some crap app that barely works.. (remember the windows emulation on mac days?..what a horror) on most saturdays the apple store teaches a how to dual boot windows class in their stores as mac users are too dumb to figure out the few steps involved themselves..or to simply buy the app that pretty much does it for you…funny how they bash windows in every commercial yet teach a class on how to put that same operating system on your pretty white mac…..but then they did fool everyone into thinking they created the mp3 player….anyhow i could go on and on but at least i gave a solution yay!…anyhow beet…love your site…but if youre gonna bash bill gates and MS all day like you have been recently dont go begging everyone for help when your almighty mac cant simply stream a wmv file….and isnt it weird i can stream quicktime on my pc with no problems?…anyhow in the end windows has its issues as well but if you learn a few things its nothing you cant remedy…but thats the choice…..learn and have the world available to you…or f%^k learning and get a mac,,,cause everything just works right?
As noted above, get VLC for Mac; it seems to play everything.
@ johndoe: there’s a fix, as many of us have been saying. it’s a matter of downloading the right program. breathe a little. she’s new to the mac and asking for a tip.
as noted above, i’d recommend flip4mac.