Rumors began this morning that Josh Hartnett had sexual relations with some chick in a hotel library, and the library’s security cameras caught the whole thing in grainy black-and-white detail.
This story raises a number of questions, the most pressing of which is: since when do hotels have libraries? Who the hell calls room service like “Um, yes, I’ll have a cheeseburger, a bottle of Shiraz and anything Upton Sinclair wrote before 1925.”
WTF?
At any rate, if this tape does exist, the infamous producers of the Paris Hilton sex tape wanna get their hands on it and they’ve offered whoever has the tape $500K for it.
We are the number one distributors of celebrity sex tapes and we encourage the owners of the tape to bring it to us,†said David Joseph, CEO of Red Light District. “Josh shouldn’t be embarrassed. As we’ve seen with Paris Hilton, these tapes can make a career not hurt it and since Josh is considered a sex symbol, we would expect women to help increase sales.â€
I’m okay with this, as long as we can all agree to call it Black Hawk Goes Down. Anything else would be a gross mishandling of justice.
I have inside info about his sex life! He used to “visit” a lady in my Manhattan building that is a well known hooker. I saw him exit the building with her once. Everyone in the building gossips about how Josh sleeps with prostitutes.
what I wanna know is how come these video clips of :- illict sexual encounters…bigfoot…UFO`s…spying on your wife/husband/lover are all so grainy,fuzzy and in black and white??? I mean….what`s happened to all this new fangled technology?
We`ve landed on the moon….we`re about to set off to Mars…..we can read someone`s newspaper over their shoulder from space….and yet we can`t seem to produce a crystal clear vid of someone caught “in the act”!
Sheesh! do we live in Bedrock? and are our neighbours The Flintstones ???
He is sooooooo yummy – i’d be his huckleberry
LOL ^^^ Id take a crystal clear video of the black hawk going down! ahhaa ;)
That was my first thought, too–what hotel has a library? That is pretty funny stuff.
ummm.. i would deff be a prostitute for him… god he is sexy! I had forgotten how good he looked. I certainly hope someone gets greedy and turns that movie in!! Not that im desperate or anything i would just make my bf watch it for educational purposes lol
o his like so sexey ull nno wat i want a kiss of cors
y’all should know that josh successfully sued the paper that first ran this story for 20,000 pounds.
apparently it was a complete fabrication.
pity, i woulda bought the tape.