But who wants to talk about the perfume?
Not me.
Let’s talk about the way Christina Aguilera looks at the big launch of her scent, “Inspire,” at Macy’s in NYC. That’s so much more fun. I’ll start. I’m going to name some things that I find to be, let’s say, “sub-par” about this particular look. If I missed any, feel free to chime in.
1) That is not a dress it is a shirt. It is something you are supposed to pair with pants.
2) Pink lipstick, Christina?
3) Are you trying to “inspire” young girls to double their nightly income at the Bada Bing? No? Then change the fucking shoes, tramp.
4) Where on earth did you find platinum hair extensions that already come with split ends? Way to keep it real, girl.
In summary: Christina Aguilera is a multi-millionaire and a mother who still insists on dressing like a hooker. I just don’t get it.
Is she pregnant again?
Just imagine if Mariah Carey was a mom.
I guess she feels that as long as she is a good mother and takes care of her son she can continue to dress the way she did before he was born? Thats odd because??? I’m not shocked at her appearance, its the usual Christina.
She’s a waste of sperm and egg…I destest her. There’s nothing attractive about her. Well, maybe the fake tits. Other than that, her face is ugly as fuk. She’s tacky as all holy hell…I wish she’d just go away!
Actually, she reminds me more of Coco… http://dlisted.com/node/27262
I can see where her stylist was going with this (accentuated bustline / lots of leg / empire waist / pattern) to hide the post (?pre)-baby belly, and straight hair to hide the no-doubt bulging cheeks, but the chunky shoes and bold colours give it a cartoon feel…
And the short sleeves make the dress, look 2 sizes too small, which, obviously it is…
She’s really quite a lovely looking young woman. She should consider a more natural look (ie natural hair / skin tone).
well said, beet.
Those shoes are nasty. I’m straight and I still think they’re nasty. They must be horrible.
gross gross gross
I agree with MeMe. It would be great to see her try a softer, more natural look instead of this plastic Bimbo Barbie bullcrap. You can tell she’s stunning (I mean, look at her EYES!!) she’s just buried underneath ten pounds of makeup. As for the outfit… it’s like the evil spawn of her two most extreme styles throughout her career. This is what you get when you take cute, bubble-gummy 15 year old Christina and mate it with Skanky McSkankerson “Dirty” Christina.
I like the shoes!
I have been sooo over her fried, overprocessed hair for a long time and always notice how awkward her eyebrow color is as well. I am impressed by the makeup because 90% of the time it looks like she blended some dirt onto her face. And I really don’t mind the dress or the shoes. I say UPGRADE.
she seemed to be growing into her own style and looking great and just seems to have fallen apart after giving birth. i think this baby has messed with her head a bit.
I like the ho look……alot!
…there….I`ve said it!
besides…who wants to take the ‘red’ pill anyway!
eww, i call that look ‘everything but the vagina’
Maybe she’s trying to divert attention away from lobster-baby?
she had some work done. Without the dress and hairstyle nobody will recognize her.
Is she going the Britn-way
She just doesn’t seem to have one style she can stick with that is her “signature”. I have to say she looks overbearing with all of that crazy makeup, hair and clothes. You never see her without makeup nowadays… or a toned down sort of style. I think she needs a new stylist….haha
bad shows, bad outfit, bad hair [enough with the bleach, already!] = trampy woman.. =(
Is her new perfume called “Eau de Coochie”?
Money does not but good taste. The end.
Anonymous Says:
September 2nd, 2008 at 6:34 pm
I guess she feels that as long as she is a good mother and takes care of her son she can continue to dress the way she did before he was born? Thats odd because??? I’m not shocked at her appearance, its the usual Christina.
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It’s not odd. It’s awful. It’s got nothing to do with being a mom. It’s ugly for a childless person too. She is an attractive girl yet she hides her face behind 20 pounds of clown makeup and her body under gastly dresses. She looks like a hooker. A person doesn’t have to change their style after they have kids but she doesn’ t have a great style.
that dress does nothing for her figure.it makes her look worse..
i’d do her
^^ me too Czar! {maybe I like the ho look too!}
The longer she stays with that goofy goober husband…the uglier she gets. I guess it’s true what they say…
her eyebrows are wayyy too arched
You can tell by the sleves that this dress is way to small for her
You can take the stripper outta the club, but you can’t take the club outta the stripper.
Like we say in Mexico…pareces una Puta barata!
Ay mama…the shoes….
I seem her to be squirm about her stylist but there is inside of her whole ignorant of anyone tried to tell, there is I see her own way without accept us…
I seen her relief will fall apart and continue her to own figure respect also she should have known about her tight dress while she was pregancy so otherwise baby will call ‘loosen’.
She must have move on and find it a way but not have to chase the influenceable in the world.
Too worst carried her life for being bore life.
That her style is look not a bad to me….
Wow…those shoes are *hideous*