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BANNED!

Cuban Olympic athlete Angel Matos may be banned from the sport of Tae-Kwon-Do for the rest of his life, after he deliberately kicked a referee in the face after losing a bronze medal fight.
Matos was winning 3-2, with 1:02 left in the second round, when he fell to the mat after being hit by his opponent, Kazakhstan’s Arman Chilmanov. Matos was sitting there, awaiting medical attention, when he was disqualified for taking too much injury time. Fighters get one minute, and Matos was disqualified when his time ran out. Matos angrily questioned the call, pushed a judge, then pushed and kicked referee Chakir Chelbat of Sweden, who will require stitches in his lip. Matos spat on the floor and was escorted out.
The World Taekwondo Federation has recommended he be banned from competing in the sport for life. HELLS YES! That sort of shit should NOT be tolerated at this level of a sport. /> Cuban Olympic athlete Angel Matos may be banned from the sport of Tae-Kwon-Do for the rest of his life, after he deliberately kicked a referee in the face after losing a bronze medal fight. Matos was winning 3-2, with 1:02 left in the second round, when he fell to the mat after being hit by his opponent, Kazakhstan’s Arman Chilmanov. Matos was sitting there, awaiting medical attention, when he was disqualified for taking too much injury time. Fighters get one minute, and Matos was disqualified when his ...

Meet Hugh Haffner

So I'm currently in Port Angeles, Washington, on the Olympic Peninsula. My dad's in town to do some hiking in the national forest nearby, and I decided to drive out for the weekend and join him since it's only a couple of hours from Seattle. In the Port Angeles area, there appears to be a gentleman running for elected office by the name of Hugh Haffner. I know this because his signs are everywhere. He has been the commissioner of the Clallam County Public Utility District #1 since 1994, and ...

Hey, Baby! Check Out Our … Hair Extensions?

Here's Paris and a bunch of 11-year-old girls at a private press event to promote Paris Hilton's new hair extension product with Sally Beauty Supply. The product is called The Bandit, and it appears to be a headband with the hair extension attached. I'm not sure why it's called The Bandit, but, judging by this photo, it may be because it also steals all your abdominal fat. If that's true, I'll take three. However, as far as the whole extending of the hair thing goes, I would really like ...

Workin’ It!

Madonna -- age fifty -- kicks off her Sticky & Sweet Tour in the UK. Dayum. I know it's been said a million times before, but this woman is ripped. Do you have any idea how hard it is to get a body like that? I've been working my ass off in the gym for months and I'm just finally starting to see some definition -- and I'm 26! (Granted, my eating habits have been imperfect at best.) Can you imagine trying to create a body like that at fifty??? [gallery]...

Congrats to Rumer Willis!

And, ya know, Anna Faris, who's really the brains behind this whole operation. The House Bunny -- which also stars AmIdol also-ran Katharine McPhee -- was the #1 film in the country on Friday, its opening weekend, bringing in $5.9M and knocking Tropic Thunder out of the top spot. It beat the Stiller comedy by a healthy margin, indicating that it'll hold onto the #1 position through the rest of the weekend. Further congratulations are due to Rumer for finally figuring out how to pose for photos without looking like a goddamn sea creature. She probably had a team ...

I Don’t Know Why I Have Such a Fondness for Demi Lovato, But I Do

I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm still totally Team Miley in general, but something about Demi is just so damn adorable. Here's the music video for her debut single, "Get Back," which I am totally embarrassed to admit I listened to as soon as it came out, and I will also be getting her album. On Rhapsody, though, so it'll be free. I won't be paying, like, real money for it. I'm not that strange. /> I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm still totally Team Miley in general, but something about Demi is just so damn adorable. Here's the music video for her debut single, "Get Back," which I am totally embarrassed to admit I listened to as soon as it came out, and I will also be getting her album. On Rhapsody, though, so it'll be free. I won't be paying, like, real money for it. I'm not that strange. ...

Chris Kattan Is a Freakin’ Moron

Chris Kattan is starting to make Mr. Peepers look like a genius. Chris dated model Sunshine Tutt for three years, was engaged to her for eighteen months of that time, and now, after eight weeks of marriage, has officially filed for a separation. This happened to an acquaintance of mine a couple years ago. She dated a guy for almost a decade, they got married, went on a honeymoon, then promptly got separated and divorced. Like in the space of three months. HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN? W...

CHELSEA HANDLER, WILL YOU MARRY ME?

Oh. My. God. So I'm having dinner with a friend tonight. He reads my blog and so knows about all my celebrity crushes. And he's like, "Okay, let's rank them. Who do we have? Michael Phelps, of course. And Patrick Stewart. And Adrian Grenier. Oh, and Adam Duritz. And who else is in your top five? Christian Bale? Rank them from one to five." And so we go through the process, and Adam Duritz came out on top, and my friend's like "Really? Even with the fat?" And I thought about it, and I was like, "Ya know, maybe not with the fat. Because I tend to have clitoral orgasms, so I need to be able to rub up against the pelvic bone during sex, and with a really fat guy I couldn't do that, so maybe me and Adam wouldn't work after all." So then I thought maybe Adrian would be on top, or Michael Phelps -- if we wrapped the American flag around his face -- and Patrick Stewart always comes in fifth because, although he is hot, he is undoubtedly old. Here's the point. None of this matters anymore. Because Chelsea Handler gets me wetter than any of those dudes combined. Chelsea, baby, I love you in a way I didn't know I could love. Your genius inspires me in a way I didn't know I could be inspired. I want to be a part of you and scoop out some of you and keep it for myself. Is that gross? Chelsea, love, I don't care. You are my everything, Chelsea Handler, you are my world, you are my future, and your genius is as boundless as my admiration for you. /> Oh. My. God. So I'm having dinner with a friend tonight. He reads my blog and so knows about all my celebrity crushes. And he's like, "Okay, let's rank them. Who do we have? Michael Phelps, of course. And Patrick Stewart. And Adrian Grenier. Oh, and Adam Duritz. And who else is in your top five? Christian Bale? Rank them from one to five." And so we go through the process, and Adam Duritz came out on top, and my friend's like "Really? Even with the fat?" And I thought about it, and I was li...