Not only did she just learn that Brooke Mueller is pregnant with Charlie Sheen's baby, but her stupid reality show, Denise Richards: It's Complicated, just got canceled, thank the Lord.
"The numbers started out pretty good - just over 1.5 million tuned in for the premiere episode," said a source. "But the audience has dropped off."
It turns out it's not complicated at all: audiences just don't like Denise "Bad Person" Richards.
I can't say I blame them....
Who directed this shit? Spencer? Probably.
There's nothing really to say about this, except for that it's a kind of pathetic ploy by Heidi to get some attention for her unspeakably crappy new "song," and it's really kind of tragic that it's actually working.
I got to 1:39 before I had to stop watching. See if you can beat my time. />
Who directed this shit? Spencer? Probably.
There's nothing really to say about this, except for that it's a kind of pathetic ploy by Heidi to get some attention for her unspeakably crappy new "song," and it's really kind of tragic that it's actually working.
I got to 1:39 before I had to stop watching. See if you can beat my time. ...
Okay, okay, this is really old, but it just came across my inbox and I had to share it. I'd never seen it before.
It's Matthew Perry and Jennifer Aniston, many, many years ago, in a training video for Windows 95.
Yes, it's every bit as painful as it sounds. And you wonder how much they got paid to do this.
But is it more painful than buckling down and finishing those expense reports you're supposed to be working on?
Only you can make that decision, dear readers.
Part II is after the jump.
Thanks Marc!
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Okay, okay, this is really old, but it just came across my inbox and I had to share it. I'd never seen it before.
It's Matthew Perry and Jennifer Aniston, many, many years ago, in a training video for Windows 95.
Yes, it's every bit as painful as it sounds. And you wonder how much they got paid to do this.
But is it more painful than buckling down and finishing those expense reports you're supposed to be working on?
Only you can make that decision, dear readers.
Part II is after the...
Okay, so I'm still technically Team Miley, because I don't like Selena Gomez (no, I don't have any reason for this, I just don't like her, because I'm 26 years old and I have nothing better to do than develop allegiances in a romantic triangle involving two 15-year-old girls and a pre-pubescent boy-bander and what the fuck are you gonna do about it?), but I am developing a growing admiration for Demi Lovato.
Here's some footage of her totally eating shit at a concert in Chicago on Sunday (the fall happens at 0:26) and she picks herself right up and laughs it off. She didn't appear flustered in the least. I'm impressed, Ms. Lovato. />
Okay, so I'm still technically Team Miley, because I don't like Selena Gomez (no, I don't have any reason for this, I just don't like her, because I'm 26 years old and I have nothing better to do than develop allegiances in a romantic triangle involving two 15-year-old girls and a pre-pubescent boy-bander and what the fuck are you gonna do about it?), but I am developing a growing admiration for Demi Lovato.
Here's some footage of her totally eating shit at a concert in Chicago on Sunday (t...
Someone sent along this link to a video of Jesse McCartney covering T-Pain's "Buy U a Drank" at a concert. Um ... this is awesome. I love everything about this. I love that the audience is singing along rather than gaping at him like "Is this really happening?" Because that is what I would be doing. That is what I am doing.
I am also really interested to learn if he had to buy the rights to perform this song in concert. If so, what was T-Pain's reaction when his manager was like, "Uh, dude, is it cool if Jesse McCartney covers one of your songs?"
Anyway, kids, no prize involved this time (we'll be running a cool contest on Tuesday, so check back for that), but let's play fill-in-the-blank just for fun.
Jesse McCartney decided to cover T-Pain's "Buy U a Drink" because _______________.
Thanks Kat! />
Someone sent along this link to a video of Jesse McCartney covering T-Pain's "Buy U a Drank" at a concert. Um ... this is awesome. I love everything about this. I love that the audience is singing along rather than gaping at him like "Is this really happening?" Because that is what I would be doing. That is what I am doing.
I am also really interested to learn if he had to buy the rights to perform this song in concert. If so, what was T-Pain's reaction when his manager was like, "Uh, dude...
Dr. Dre's 20-year-old son, Andre Romelle Young Jr., passed away early Saturday morning at his Woodland Hills home.
The cause of death is unknown -- pending the results of a toxicology test -- but no foul play is suspected. Andre had spent the previous evening with friends and arrived home around 5:30 am. His mother found him dead in his bed around 10:30 am.
RIP, buddy. ...
Tara was at the big fashion trade show in Vegas this week to show off her new fashion line, called Liposuction by Tara Reid.
Okay, okay. I'm kidding. It's called Mantra. But how great would it be if it were called Liposuction? I would buy it then.
Mantra, which Reid is debuting today at the Project show in Las Vegas, features T-shirts, dresses, bikinis, ponchos and hoodies decorated with trinkets, charms and beads in eight bright colors that are meant to inspire emotions. “It’s about putting ...
Nastia Liukin may have beat her for the all-around gold in Beijing, but, back here in the States, Shawn Johnson is out to prove she's still the more fuckable of the female U.S. all-around gymnastics competitors (nobody's even trying to compete with Alicia Sacramone).
I know, I know. She's still underage. And, at sixteen, she probably still doesn't get her period. So you may think it's wrong of me to say things like that. But if you think for one second that details like that are preventing t...
Congratulations to Snoop Dogg, who is now considered non-threatening enough to enter the country of Australia.
In fairness to Snoop, it's not that he got less badass, it's just that the government in power when he was banned was a little less immigration-friendly than the current administration, which removed the ban.
"He has now been assessed under the character test as having passed, so he will be given a visa," said an immigration official.
With the ban lifted, Snoop plans to tour in Austra...
If you guessed "Kirsten Dunst and Justin Long together at Sunset Junction," you'd be correct.
However, if you guessed "Recently rehabbed Kirsten Dunst at the beer garden at Sunset Junction with an alcoholic beverage in front of her and Justin Long at her side," well, you'd be even more correct.
I wonder if Justin dates exclusively women who have had failed attempts at sobriety. ...
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Up now: hottie Ace Young, who will take on the role of Kenickie in Grease starting September 9, just as Taylor Hicks is leaving his post as Teen Angel.
"I'm really excited," said Ace. "I had a lot of things kind of open up for me and when the role of Kenickie was offered, it's something that I've always wanted to do as a kid. That's always been my favorite role from `Grease.'"
Dude, the only things that have opened up for Ace Young since his AmIdol stint are legs. I guess I'm just bitte...