Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Even MORE Famous People Doing Things Other Than Driving Drunk

So much happy news today! So many celebrities doing good things that contribute positively to our planet! Unfortunately, these things contribute significantly LESS to my wallet, since do-gooding isn't quite the same traffic-driver as, say, vagina, but still. It's nice to see. David Spade has saved an Arizona animal shelter from being closed, by donating $10,000 to the establishment. David Spade has donated $10,000 to save the Humane Society of the White Mountains in his mother's...

Famous People Doing Things Other Than Driving Drunk

Congratulations to Brian May, the founder of the '70s band Queen, who just completed his PhD thesis in astrophysics at a British university. Brian May's thesis examines the mysterious phenomenon known as Zodiacal light, a misty diffuse cone of light that appears in the western sky after sunset and in the eastern sky before sunrise. Casual observers, if they live under very dark rural skies, can best see the light two to three hours before sunrise as they look east, and many people have bee...

I Will Watch Guido Beach

The kids at The Dirty tagged along on a casting call for a new show called Guido Beach, I guess about life on the Jersey Shore. Please, Lord, let this show get made. Every second of these seven minutes is hilarious and amazing. I encourage you to watch the entire clip. I was fascinated. It's like a whole different species of person. At the very least, it is a subculture with which I am entirely unfamiliar, and it intrigues me. [via DListed] /> The kids at The Dirty tagged along on a casting call for a new show called Guido Beach, I guess about life on the Jersey Shore. Please, Lord, let this show get made. Every second of these seven minutes is hilarious and amazing. I encourage you to watch the entire clip. I was fascinated. It's like a whole different species of person. At the very least, it is a subculture with which I am entirely unfamiliar, and it intrigues me. [via DListed]...

90210v2.0: The First Cast Photo

Here's the first cast photo of the new 90210, which will premiere at some point on some network. The guy standing next to Lori Loughlin looks constipated. You guys, is it just me, or is this show doomed to total, complete, embarrassing failure? It's been WAY too hyped up at this point, and it's just going to end up being another one of those stupid teen dramas that lasts half a season and then gets canned because it's boring and no one cares. 90210 had a magic that cannot be recaptured. ...

Jodie Sweetin Has Decided to Throw Her Marriage Away

Yes, it's true. Her meth addiction destroyed her first marriage. And her reality TV show will destroy her second. Jodie and second husband Cody Herpin have decided to move forward on a reality TV show about their lives with their new baby girl. “We’re going to start shooting in a couple months,” she said. “We are in talks with a couple of networks right now. We have one picked out, but nothing is signed yet.” As to why she's doing it? "I think it’s sort of a fun way to show the other side of...

Lance Armstrong Dumped Kate Hudson Because She Was Too Desperate

The Chicago Sun-Times -- which broke the news of Kate and Lance's split -- is now reporting that Lance dumped Kate because she was too clingy and needy. Seems the Tour de France champ and cancer survival poster boy was feeling a bit ''smothered'' by the actress. According to an Armstrong associate at his Livestrong charity foundation, the sports hero felt Hudson was ''just too needy,'' and was coming on ''too strong, too fast ... sensing Kate was way too desperate, a woman who clearly can't be on her own without a man in her l...