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Christina Applegate Is Battling Breast Cancer

This is so sad! But it's also very good, because apparently Christina caught it in time that she's expected to make a full recovery. Said her rep: "Christina Applegate was diagnosed with an early form of breast cancer. Benefiting from early detection through a doctor ordered MRI, the cancer is not life threatening. Christina is following the recommended treatment of her doctors and will have a full recovery. No further statement will be issued at this time." You hear that, ladies? Get y...

Yes Of Course There Were More Miley Cyrus Pics Leaked

From the same source as last time. You know, if this is the worst of it, I actually have to give Miley some credit for keeping her pants and some manner of shirt on at all times. Are there worse pics hanging out these somewhere? I don't think anyone could technically sell completely nude pics of Miley, since she's underage. Maybe they could sell them to someone overseas? I dunno. I still couldn't run them. Anyway. Enjoy. [gallery]...

License to Bang

Check out this video about the "STFree Card," which is basically a license with the date of your last STD test and its results. It's being marketed to singles to help them in making safe sex decisions. What do you guys think? Can something like this make an impact on the spread of STDs? Will it just make people feel more comfortable about having unprotected sex? Or will people just get into the business of making a new type of fake ID?...

Thirty Pages of Brangie Babies!

I cannot remember the last time I bought an issue of People magazine when I wasn't about to board a flight. I will, however, be rushing to my local newsstand on Monday to purchase a copy of the magazine, which will reportedly contain thirty pages of photos of the new Brangelina babies. Some initial photos will be on People's website on Sunday, at 7 pm EST, but goddammit I want to thumb through all thirty pages. I want to see those fucking twins in every pose imaginable. And for $14M (the repor...

Lindsay Lohan Talks Back to LA Police Chief

Way to go, Linds! After LA police chief William Bratton stepped WAY over the line by involving Lindsay Lohan's sexuality in an on-the-record discussion of pending paparazzi legislation, Lindsay had some choice words to say to him when the paps tracked her down at the airport. "Police, you shouldn't get involved in everyone else's business when it comes to their personal life, it's inappropriate," she said. As for Samantha? She's updated her Facebook status to say "chief bratton should talk less and do more." I'm actually...

Nikki Blonsky Arrested for Some Ass-Kicking!

OMG this is one of those stories that I live for. Nikki Fucking Blonsky -- yeah, the fat chick from Hairspray -- was arrested (along with her father!) after getting into a fight with a woman at Providenciales International Airport in Turks and Caicos. IT GETS BETTER! The woman? Is the mother of ANTM's Bianca! Yes! It's true! And Bianca was involved in the fight! And she was arrested too! Bianca's mom was hurt so badly that she had to be immediately flown to a hospital in Miami. And Nikki was in a ne...

Farewell, Playgirl

Word on the street is that Playgirl will be folding in the near future. I have purchased Playgirl once. A guy I went to college with was in it, or so the rumor went. He was actually this super-sweet, super-hot, way smart dude who was getting his engineering degree a little later in life, while stripping on the side to support himself and his 10-year-old son. Needless to say, I had a crush on him. So when I heard he was in Playgirl, I dragged one of my girlfriends to Castle Boutique with me, ...

Hooray for Parental Visit!

My mom is currently at the Phoenix airport, preparing to fly out to Seattle for her very first visit here since I moved. This means a variety of wonderful things, including but not limited to: - My dog will get trained - My car will get fixed - My closet will get organized - My fridge will have food in it other than Diet Coke and ketchup I was at work yesterday afternoon wandering around the office collecting people's leftovers from lunch to take home to eat for dinner. And MAN did I have a feast afterward (beef taco with cheese, homemade blueberry pie and cinnamon cookies ... I'm sure all the food groups made it in there somewhere), but people were like, "Uh ... does anybody feed you?" No. Nobody feeds me. And therein lies the problem. So my mom will be here to feed me, hooray! But anyway she will be here in three and a half hours, which means the cleaning of my apartment must commence NOW. But don't worry, I'll be by later to check in with you guys. />My mom is currently at the Phoenix airport, preparing to fly out to Seattle for her very first visit here since I moved. This means a variety of wonderful things, including but not limited to: - My dog will get trained - My car will get fixed - My closet will get organized - My fridge will have food in it other than Diet Coke and ketchup I was at work yesterday afternoon wandering around the office collecting people's leftovers from lunch to take home to eat for dinner. And MAN did I have...
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