Today's Evil Beet Gossip

The Full Jolie-Pitt Clan People Magazine Spread!

It's here! It's here! I finally tracked down the Special! Double! Issue! of People magazine, with Knox Leon Jolie-Pitt and Vivienne Marcheline Jolie-Pitt, along with the rest of the clan. How freakishly adorable is this whole clan? Even Pax is turning into a hottie. I swear, Angelina has a sixth sense for choosing babies who will grow up to be stunningly gorgeous. All the shots from the mag are after the jump. Enjoy! Read More...

The Fastest Way to a Man’s Heart Is Through a Late-Night Car Wreck with Your Drunken Co-Star

Remember Isabel Lucas? She's the young woman who was with Shia LaBeouf when he got into his now-infamous DUI car wreck. She's also Adrian Grenier's girlfriend. But, as it turns out, she wasn't his only girlfriend ... until now? It turns out Adrian and Isabel weren't totally exclusive. Adrian had been seeing model Melissa Keller on the side, and, on the night of the accident, he was with Melissa at her 30th birthday party in Echo Park. "It was a really small group, he was chatting with her pare...

Verne Troyer and Sex-Tape Parter: Separated at Last

Could this drama finally be nearing an end? Verne Troyer announced that his nemesis, former girlfriend, and sex-tape partner, Ranae Shrider -- who leaked the footage of the two doing the nasty -- has finally moved out of the house they shared. "Yeah, she's already moved out," he confirmed to E! recently. This makes me so sad, because what if I never have another excuse to run this photo? Maybe I'll just run it on occasion anyway. On slow news days. To put a smile on everyone's face. Th...

The Closest Thing We’re Gonna Get to Video of the Blonsky/Bianca Fight

Here's a video some chick took -- and narrated -- after the fight in the airport. I'm still kind of holding out hope that there's an actual video of the fight around somewhere. I mean, the airport must have security cameras, right? That video exists. It's just a matter of getting it leaked. The NY Post has some more info about the fight today, including the fact that Nikki's father is still in jail (his family can't post the $75,000 bond ... can't Nikki help with that??) and that Bianca's mom is still in the hospital (broken nose and cracked skull).
The Blonskys allegedly had commandeered several seats in the tiny airport departure lounge just for their luggage, and only reluctantly put some of the bags on the floor when one of Golden's male relatives, who was holding a child, asked to sit, a witness said. Peeved that their luggage had to be placed on the floor, the Blonsky family apparently started spouting racial hatred, referring to blacks as animals and throwing around the N-word, claims witness Maria Williams, Bianca's cousin, who brought Golden and her family to the airport. "Bianca sat and listened and tried to ignore it until it got too much for her, and then she told Nikki to shut her mouth," Williams said. But a source claims the racial invective began when a member of Golden's group proclaimed: "I don't want to sit next to any white bitch."
And just in case you're fiending for even more info about this, Brittany Snow was running her mouth off at the Teen Choice Awards about her Hairspray co-star Nikki, saying that "I really hope the best for her, because ... she's one of the sweetest girls I've ever met, so I just hope it works out – and it will, because she's a good person, and good things happen to good people." She also added that Zac Efron has talked to Nikki since the arrest, but he's apparently not commenting. I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANY OF THIS. I JUST WANT THE VIDEO. /> Here's a video some chick took -- and narrated -- after the fight in the airport. I'm still kind of holding out hope that there's an actual video of the fight around somewhere. I mean, the airport must have security cameras, right? That video exists. It's just a matter of getting it leaked. The NY Post has some more info about the fight today, including the fact that Nikki's father is still in jail (his family can't post the $75,000 bond ... can't Nikki help with that??) and that Bianca's ...

Oh, God

"KATIE HOLMES is on a roll. Tom Cruise's better half was bumming around downtown L.A. a couple of weeks ago, wearing loose, boyish jeans that she pegged and rolled, teamed with a pair of strappy stilettos. That's right: The puffy, peg-leg '80s profile we never thought would come back is with us again -- and we're not even snickering. Girls in East Side bars, fashion publicists in Beverly Hills and style leaders such as Holmes are doing the peg-and-roll, creating a silhouette that's relaxed at ...

Only the Best for Taylor Momsen

Underage love of my life Taylor Momsen -- Jenny Humphrey on Gossip Girl, to some of you -- recently signed with IMG and did a series of test shots. Says a source from the shoot: "Taylor was so nice and so cool. She took the subway from her apartment in Chelsea to the set, with her mom. They said they didn't want to do the usual obvious stuff that a teen TV star would do; they were looking for really high-end things." So Taylor's looking to do real modeling, rather than smile pretty for Neutrogena a...

Sun Devils, BABY!!!

Playboy has just released the results of its nationwide YouTube model search -- and the #1 winner is Jaime Bradford, from Phoenix, Arizona. She's an 18-year-old student at -- where else? -- Arizona State University, my alma mater. I remember my last year of college there. ASU was voted Playboy's #1 party school in the nation, and Maxim's #1 Most Attractive Female Student Body. I was like, "I can graduate. My work here is done." So rock on, Jaime. Way to represent, girl! The rest of the winners' vids are after the jump. Read More /> Playboy has just released the results of its nationwide YouTube model search -- and the #1 winner is Jaime Bradford, from Phoenix, Arizona. She's an 18-year-old student at -- where else? -- Arizona State University, my alma mater. I remember my last year of college there. ASU was voted Playboy's #1 party school in the nation, and Maxim's #1 Most Attractive Female Student Body. I was like, "I can graduate. My work here is done." So rock on, Jaime. Way to represent, girl! The rest ...

Are There Naked Photos of Anne Hathaway Floating Around?

Word on the street is that the Fed seized naked photos of Anne Hathaway as part of their investigation of her ex-boyfriend, CFO of the Vatican complete tool Raffaello Follieri. From the National Enquirer: In additional to the naked photos he took of Anne, 25, he also prized a sizzling photo of her in black fishnet stockings, a garter belt and bustier that totally exposed her top. Follieri, 30, supposedly paid a very famous photographer to take that steamy shot. The Enquirer learned th...

Oh No! Morgan Freeman Is Injured!

My beloved Morgan Freeman was in a serious car accident in Mississippi at 11:30 pm last night. He was airlifted from the accident scene to a hospital in Memphis, Tennessee. Alcohol is not suspected to be involved in the accident. Of course not!!!! My precious Morgan Freeman DOES NOT drink and drive. It's silly that we even had to say that. There's been no word on Morgan's condition, but state troopers say he was talking at the scene of the accident before being airlifted. Get better soon, ...

I’m Too Sexy for American Television

Here's the new Calvin Klein ad featuring Eva Mendes, and, for just a second, Eva Mendes' nipple. It's been banned in the U.S., because nipples will corrupt our children. Seriously, the biggest problem facing today's youth? Nipples. Anyway, CK's probably getting more exposure for this damn perfume by having this commercial banned than they would have if it actually aired. The only time I've watched commercials during the past five years is when they're on YouTube or during the Super Bowl. I don't think I've watched live TV since, like, Dawson's Creek was still filming new episodes. /> Here's the new Calvin Klein ad featuring Eva Mendes, and, for just a second, Eva Mendes' nipple. It's been banned in the U.S., because nipples will corrupt our children. Seriously, the biggest problem facing today's youth? Nipples. Anyway, CK's probably getting more exposure for this damn perfume by having this commercial banned than they would have if it actually aired. The only time I've watched commercials during the past five years is when they're on YouTube or during the Super Bowl. I d...

The Tax Advantages to the Brangelina Baby Pics

I hadn't thought about this before. Fox News reports that the money Hello! and People magazines paid for the Knox and Vivi pics -- between $10 and $15M, depending on whom you believe -- will actually go directly to charity. Not first to Brad and Angie, and then to charity, but directly to the Jolie Pitt Foundation. This means that the money is actually a tax write-off for these magazines. Which means that, after you consider the tax implications, what they really paid for the pics is ...

Mary-Kate Olsen Refuses to Be Interviewed by Feds About Heath Ledger’s Death — Unless She Gets Immunity

Well, well. This is interesting. DEA investigators want to talk to Mary-Kate Olsen about the death of Heath Ledger -- specifically, it seems, with regards to where he got the OxyContin involved in his overdose -- and her lawyer is refusing to let her chat with them until she gets immunity from prosecution. All the other drugs found in Heath's system came from valid prescriptions, but the Oxy, it appears, was obtained illegally. And probably from Mary-Kate or one of her entourage. If the Feds choose to, they can obtain...