Jenna Jameson is apparently preggers, which just seems implausible to me, because I figured if the anorexia hadn't completely destroyed her uterus, the twenty-year parade of huge cocks would have, but I guess I was wrong, because Tito Ortiz has successfully knocked her up. I guess if it can happen to Bones Richie, it can happen to anyone.
This kid is going to be so miserable. Like, pretty much anything anyone says about his mama is going to be true. Any joke that begins with "Yo momma's su...
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If for some...
This is really, really awesome.
I don't even know who this chef is, but someone should give him an award.
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Uh-oh!
It's getting serious.
Mary-Kate Olsen has been subpoenaed by the DEA to testify in front of a grand jury regarding the death of Heath Ledger.
MK had previously refused to talk to investigators without a guarantee of immunity, but now they're not giving her much of a choice.
Legal eagles, weigh in: can she still invoke the fifth amendment on the stand at a grand jury hearing?...
They take their dogs to work!
Or is that just me?
Here's Blake Lively, wandering around the set of Gossip Girl in Manhattan with her three-year-old Malti-Poo, Penny.
"I bring her with me everywhere," Blake said in a recent interview. "It's nice to have another heartbeat. She's a little piece of home."
I totally get it. Leo comes everywhere with me, too. Even to the office. Where he wanders around, barks, eats, and occasionally pees in places he shouldn't. It's fantastic. When I'...
In addition to the three-year prison term Wesley Snipes is currently facing after being convicted on three counts of willfully failing to file his income taxes, a judge just ordered him to pay $217,000 to cover what it cost the government to prosecute him.
I like reading stuff like this, because, like, if I'm driving and I hit three red lights in a row, I throw up my arms, make loud whimpering sounds, and announce to myself that the universe hates me and nothing is going my way today. So it's i...
It hasn't been made particularly clear why, but E! host Giuliana Rancic (nee DePandi) is suing her former agency, William Morris, for "breach of contract and fiduciary duty," according to her lawyer. "They put the interests of other clients they had ahead of hers," he said. "It was a major conflict of interest, so she fired them. She's claiming all money back that she paid them and damages in the millions." William Morris declined comment. Giuliana is now repped by CAA.
I have no idea what actually happe...
The entire Tyra-as-Michelle-Obama spread in Harper's Bazaar has been released.
I'll be honest: I've looked at this from quite a few angles, and I just don't know what to make of it. Is this a cool thing? Is this a dumb thing? Is this a poignant thing? Or does it fall flat? Does it minimize the work Michelle Obama's done? Or does it honor it? I really don't know how I feel. So I'm gonna do what I do best: look at photos, decide which ones I like, and then post them here for you guys to look...
Hooray!
Following his car wreck this weekend, actor Morgan Freeman is doing well.
"He was walking this (morning), and is looking forward to his release as soon as possible," said his publicist.
On Monday night, Freeman underwent four-and-a-half hours of surgery to repair damage to his left arm and hand.
We're rooting for a full recovery for you, Morgan!...
Pet cloning is at last a reality! A creepy, creepy reality.
A U.S. woman received five puppies Tuesday that were cloned from her beloved late pitbull, becoming the inaugural customer of a South Korean company that says it is the world's first successful commercial canine cloning service.
Seoul-based RNL Bio said the clones of Bernann McKinney's dog Booger were born last week after being cloned in cooperation with a team of Seoul National University scientists who created the world's first cloned dog in ...
Word on the street is that Lindsay Lohan was drinking under the table -- literally -- at Mark Ronson's recent gig in Chicago.
Mark Ronson had two women at his feet during his deejay gig at the Hard Rock Hotel Chicago: his sister Samantha and her girlfriend, Lindsay Lohan. During Mark's set, the cuddly twosome sat underneath a table near his feet and had waiters bring them drinks. When they did come out of hiding, Sam - who opened for Mark at the Mextromix.com's Music Lounge Rock the Vote Ni...