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Suri Cruise Is Adorable

She is not as cute as Shiloh, IMHO, who is destined to be The Most Beautiful Human in the History of the Species, but she's still pretty darned cute, especially in that little dress and gold slippers. If only Katie could wear something that cute! Is it just me, or is Katie slowly becoming, like, the long-lost Olsen triplet? Fraternal triplet, of course. But still. My mom left town this afternoon, after a visit that may have lasted a couple of days too long. I love my mother, and, when I...

Shia LaBeouf May Be Losing His Pinky Finger

Star magazine is reporting that Shia LaBeouf's hand may be so badly injured that they have to amputate his pinky finger. "Shia called producers yesterday and told them," the source on the set in Alamogordo, N.M. says. "It's really thrown the movie into turmoil." I thought about this for awhile, feeling really bad for him, and then I was like, "What do I really use my pinky finger for anyway?" I mean, typing, obviously, and then on occasion to demonstrate visually the penis size of men who h...

SamLo: Now with Matching Tats!

The Terrible Twosome are back in the City of Angels, apparently sporting new matching tattoos. First acquired in July 2006 with then-beau Harry Morton, Lindsay's tattoo (on her left hand between the thumb and index finger) was white in color. She has since had the tat outlined with black ink, and Ronson has replicated the heart on her own left hand. Quick to reciprocate, Lindsay has also turned up with one of Samantha's tattoos. Ronson has cascading red stars inked down her right arm, and now Lohan is showing off a red star on her r...

Paris Hilton Supposedly Didn’t Use Cue Cards for Her Presidential Campaign Video

See Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Ad and more funny videos on FunnyOrDie.com The Associated Press says she memorized all her lines for the spoof. In fairness, though, they also say she's 24 years old, which isn't even remotely true. So take this with a grain of salt. The 24-year-old heiress memorized her entire monologue, which included Hilton outlining her energy plan, in an online video spoof posted on Funny or Die, the comedy Web site's content director said. Co-founder Adam McKay came up with the concept for a mock ad starring...

Hey, Remember When Courtney Love Was Sober?

Yeah. Neither does she. Here's a shitload of cocaine, speaking through the human being formerly known as Courtney Love, in a new interview with NylonTV. Man, I feel so terrible for her daughter. Can you imagine being raised by this train-wreck? /> Yeah. Neither does she. Here's a shitload of cocaine, speaking through the human being formerly known as Courtney Love, in a new interview with NylonTV. Man, I feel so terrible for her daughter. Can you imagine being raised by this train-wreck? ...

Keeping Us Guessing!

Katie Holmes is STILL clomping around New York in those atrocious, over-sized man jeans ... but today they're not even cuffed! Gasp! Just when I thought that nothing could possibly look worse than the cuffed man-pants ... I see the un-cuffed man-pants! Definitely, definitely worse. I mean, Katie knows we're watching at this point. The paparazzi know her rehearsal schedule for her upcoming Broadway show, obvs, and they're always waiting for her when she gets out. She knows she'll be ph...

Amanda Beard Gets Naked for PETA

U.S. Olympic swimmer Amanda Beard, 26, held a press conference in Beijing on Wednesday to unveil her new ad for PETA -- where she poses sans swimsuit. She moved forward with the conference despite the fact that Chinese authorities tried to cancel it just hours before its scheduled time, citing "safety concerns." "I think they just didn't understand what we had planned," said a PETA spokesperson. "We are not protesting against China. We just want to promote compassion for animals." Ah, there's the problem, PETA. It's just that the Chinese don't really...

Paul McCartney Goes Cross-Country with His New Love

So long, Heather Mills! Paul McCartney seems to be going strong with his new woman, Nancy Shevell. The couple are driving across the U.S. along Route 66 -- in a classic '89 Ford Bronco. They were spotted in Joliet, Illinois last weekend, and they're apparently planning to take the famous highway all the way to the West coast. This is actually a really smart move on Paul's part. I mean, if he doesn't hate her after a cross-country drive in an '89 Bronco, she's definitely a keeper. I do...

Introducing PhotoCrank

Hi kids, Changes abound today! In addition to the new commenting rules (which seem to be keeping away spammers, hooray!), I'm also trying out PhotoCrank, a service that lets you guys draw directly on photos and see what other people have drawn, too. You'll need a PhotoCrank account (get one here), but once you have one, you just use the buttons below the photos on this site to draw on the photos or view what others have done. I just thought it was a kind of cool thing that you guys might have some fun with. If you love it, let me know. If you hate it, let me know. We're just trying it out for now. If you find it to be a distraction, we'll take it down. So play around with it and see if you like it. xoxo Beet />Hi kids, Changes abound today! In addition to the new commenting rules (which seem to be keeping away spammers, hooray!), I'm also trying out PhotoCrank, a service that lets you guys draw directly on photos and see what other people have drawn, too. You'll need a PhotoCrank account (get one here), but once you have one, you just use the buttons below the photos on this site to draw on the photos or view what others have done. I just thought it was a kind of cool thing that you guys might...

Sadness! Morgan Freeman and His Wife Are Getting a Divorce!

It turns out that Morgan Freeman and his wife of 24 years, costume designer Myrna Colley-Lee, have been separated since December 2007 and are currently in the process of divorcing. Perhaps that explains why Freeman was out past his bedtime -- at 11:30 pm -- driving female passenger Demaris Meyer to his house. It's been rumored that Freeman fell asleep at the wheel, causing the accident. It's so disappointing to see long-term Hollywood couples split up. Does marriage work for absolutely...
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