No, these are not photos of a young girl playing with her grandfather.
They are, rather, photos of 18-year-old Emma Watson (aka Hermione) playing with her 27-year-old boyfriend, Jay Barrymore. This guy cannot be 27. He looks about 45. This shit should be illegal. She looks so young for her age, and he looks so old for his. It's just disturbing.
The photos were reportedly taken on a recent trip to Ibiza.
Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew.
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Winnie Cooper is currently promoting her second book about math for young women, titled Kiss My Math: Showing Pre-Algebra Who's Boss. Her first effort, Math Doesn't Suck: How to Survive Middle-School Math without Losing Your Mind or Breaking a Nail, was a bestseller.
One of the girls from Jezebel attended her book signing in downtown Brooklyn last night, and Danica said that she wants to show young women "that you can be that girly girl who wears four-inch heels and is good at math."
I L...
A reporter for the NY Daily News recounts what happened while he was trying to interview James Franco at the after-party for The Pineapple Express, and two attractive women walked up in the middle of it.
Girl: You look familiar.
Franco: I dunno. Have we met?
Girl: I saw you on screen an hour ago.
Franco: On the street?
Girl: No! On the movie screen! You were in the movie we just saw!
Girl 2: I loved it. I'm [Name redacted].
Girl: I'm [Name redacted]. It's a pleasure to meet you.
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Unfortunately, it turns out that Lil' Kim didn't go on a jealous rampage and kill a woman attending her recent birthday party in a Times Square club. Police have arrested a man who confessed to the killing.
Sources said Rahman Syed, 24, a bartender's assistant, admitted that he killed Ingrid Rivera, 24, of Richmond Hill, who had been kicked out of the party at Spotlight Live on Broadway for being drunk, sources said.
Rivera's body was found in a deserted area on the roof. Investigators said she led her to the roof, after telling her to "come take...
Hip hip hooray!
Morgan Freeman was released from a Memphis medical center after being treated for the injuries sustained during a car crash this weekend.
Mr. Freeman will have to wear a neck brace for six to eight months, according to attorney Bill Luckett, who added: "The doctors have said it will be six months to a year before he plays golf again. He hates that."...
So I'm telling my mom the other day about my grand scheme for child-rearing. I'm going to have a baby, keep the baby until it's eight or nine or so -- whenever they develop their own personalities and start asserting themselves -- and then I'm going to send this child to boarding school and not deal with it until it's an adult and prepared to make some sense. Because if my own child is anything like I was when I was a teenager, I want nothing to do with him or her. It'll just make my own mother ...
The body of Ingrid Rivera, who was last seen on Sunday night, attending Lil' Kim's birthday party at the Spotlight Live club in Times Square, was found on the roof of the building where the party took place.
The woman suffered massive head injuries, among others.
Um ...
Wow.
The worst thing that ever happened at one of my birthday parties was when someone made me do a shot of Three Wise Men. That's Jack Daniels, Jose Cuervo and Jim Beam. Which is pretty much equivalent to suffering massive head injuries, but the difference is you're still alive the nex...
Marriage doesn't work for anybody ever so just don't bother.
Dixie Chick Emily Robison and her husband, singer Charlie Robison, have divorced.
The divorce filing states their marriage had "become insupportable because of discord or conflict of personalities."
They've been married nearly ten years and have three children.
See, this is why pets are good. Pets will not divorce you nor create discord. Right now my cat Max and my dog Leo are having an epic battle which has, at this point, involved every r...
After years of denials, Miley Cyrus has finally admitted that she did, in fact, date Nick Jonas of the Jonas Brothers.
"We became boyfriend and girlfriend the day we met," Miley says in the September issue of Seventeen Magazine. "He was on a quest to meet me, and he was like, 'I think you're beautiful and I really like you.' And I was like, 'Oh, my gosh, I like you so much.'"
"Nick and I loved each other," she says now. "We still do, but we were in love with each other. For two years he was basically my 24/7. B...
Jamie-Lynn Spears takes little Maddie to the pediatrician in Mississippi earlier in the week.
Jamie's supposedly going to be getting hitched to her baby daddy, Casey Aldridge, sometime in the fall. ...
If you live in America, you've no doubt heard of the recent National Enquirer story alleging that hot-shot politician John Edwards had a secret affair which produced a secret child. They even have pictures! However, thus far, the mainstream media has not muttered a word about the scandal, since the Enquirer story is anonymously sourced with no hard evidence. But with the Democratic National Convention coming up, and Edwards likely to speak at the event, the issue is looming larger, particularly s...
For whatever reason, the DEA has ended its investigation into the death of Heath Ledger, so Mary-Kate will not have to testify before a grand jury. We'll also probably never know how he got the OxyContin that contributed to his death, other than "illegally."
Sigh.
Don't take that kind of shit unless it's prescribed by a doctor, kids ... a doctor that you didn't pay off! It's very very dangerous!!!...