Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Nikki Blonsky’s Dad Is Out of Jail

For anyone who's still following this story, Nikki Blonsky's father has been released from a Turks and Caicos after his bail was lowered to $3000. I really grow less and less happy about this story as every day passes without video of the actual fight. I can't believe there weren't security cameras in that airport. This sort of bullshit never would have happened in the U.S. We would have had that tape within twelve hours. GO AMERICA!...

Britney’s Talking to OK! Magazine Again

Remember the last time Britney did an interview with OK! magazine? She was insanely high, her dog pooped on the floor, and she used a Chanel dress to clean it up. I'm sure OK! scheduled this new interview outdoors somewhere. Like at a highway rest stop. Where they know Britney will feel comfortable. Anyway. Britney and her pops talked to OK! in her first official interview in over a year. A source says Britney actually answered questions -- and dad/conservator Jamie spoke openly about...

Hayden Panettiere’s Mother Hardly Even Noticed That Her Husband Hit Her in the Face

Skip and Lesley Panettiere gave their formal statement to Mario Lopez, the odious new host of Extra, about the whole thing where he got arrested last night for hitting her in the face a bunch of times. Lesley and Alan told Mario Lopez, "Nothing actually happened." Explained Mario, "In fact, Lesley wasn't even aware that Skip had been arrested. Hayden found out about her dad's arrest when he called her from jail. They love each other very much and want everyone to know that the matter...

Britney Spears Is a Moron: The Video

Here's the Britney Spears promo for the 2008 VMAs, with host Russell Brand, whose last name she apparently cannot remember. I don't know if they even scripted this thing. They probably just turned the camera on and waited, knowing full well that Britney would be unintentionally hilarious at some point. I have to admit, though, she looks hot here. /> Here's the Britney Spears promo for the 2008 VMAs, with host Russell Brand, whose last name she apparently cannot remember. I don't know if they even scripted this thing. They probably just turned the camera on and waited, knowing full well that Britney would be unintentionally hilarious at some point. I have to admit, though, she looks hot here. ...

The Royal Ronsons?

Harpers Bazaar -- which recently ran the Tyra-as-Michelle-Obama photo spread -- now brings you the Ronson children (Mark, Charlotte and Samantha) as the Royal Tenenbaums. Likey? No likey? And of course they bring up Lindsay. Samantha's response? "I'm not going to talk about Lindsay because she's my friend, you know? She's great. She's also 22 years old. I think people forget that. With the Internet the way it is, one second we're enemies, one second we're best friends, one second we're lov...

Hayden’s Dad Is Back on the Streets

Alan "Skip" Panettiere posted the $50K bail required for him to get out of jail after allegedly beating up his wife last night. Also -- and this is hilarious to me -- publications have begun to report that there may have been alcohol involved in the spat. No shit? Oh, man, my hopes and dreams are coming true: it's looking like this whole good girl act Hayden's got going on is just because she's too damn young to have developed a drinking or drug problem. I mean, now we know that ...

The Third

Carey Hart's brother, 21-year-old Anthony Hart, was killed on Saturday during a practice run at a racetrack. Anthony lost control of his motorcycle and hit the outer track barricade at roughly 3:30 p.m. Although an autopsy has not been completed, authorities suspect he died of fatal head injuries. Damn, that is so fucking sad. And I bet Pink feels like a huge asshole for spending last week filming a video in which she takes a chainsaw to a tree with her ex-hubby's name on it and calls him a tool. Pett...