Which ANTM Contestant Actually Has a Penis? August 13, 2008Evil BeetUncategorized You wanna be a bottom? The upcoming season of America's Next Top Model will feature its first-ever transgendered contestant. And don't think this is all open-minded of Tyra; she's just looking to boost ratings on a show that's been essentially the same shit cycle after cycle. I've presented here three of the girls from the season. Can you guess which one is actually a man? Answer is after the jump. Read More...
Did Ali Lohan Get a Boob Job? August 13, 2008Evil BeetAli Lohan So, uh, Us Magazine has the side-by-side comparison, and an entire discussion of whether or not 14-year-old Ali had some work done in the chest area. Jesus Lord, are there actually plastic surgeons who will perform boob jobs on 14-year-olds? I hope this is just a push-up bra issue. Because her tits DO look considerably larger in the photo on the right, and it really kind of sickens me to think that people are putting breast implants in girls who aren't even old enough to drive. ...
Quotables August 13, 2008Evil BeetKid Rock "No! What?! Right. I can give you a definite no on that. In one word: No. In two words, hell, no!" The always-classy Kid Pebble, on Ryan Seacrest's show, when asked if he'd be teaming up with Britney Separs for a VMA performance. ...
Casey Aldridge Has Been Cheating on Jamie-Lynn Spears August 13, 2008Evil BeetCasey Aldridge, Jamie-Lynn Spears, Kelli Dawson Meet Kelli Dawson, the disturbed 28-year-old woman who was sleeping with Casey Aldridge -- when Casey was only 17 -- and still sees him, she says. “I see him all the time, at least once a week,†she tells InTouch. The pair first met in November 2006, at the home of her sister, Kim Toller. At the time, Casey was already dating Jamie Lynn, but the sexual chemistry between Casey and Kelli was instant. “We were both really attracted to each other,†Kelli reveals. “He ...
Oksana Baiul Is Gunning for the Gold Medal in Botox August 13, 2008Evil BeetOksana Baiul Here's the former Olympic skater, age 30, at a Marc Ecko party in NYC last night. My lips hurt just looking at hers. Owwwww....
Paris Hilton Walks Around NYC With Her 8-Year-Old Son August 13, 2008Evil BeetBenji Madden, Paris Hilton ...
Britney Says Her New Album Will Be Out Within a Year August 13, 2008Evil BeetBritney Spears Oh, hooray! In the new interview Britney did with OK! magazine, she apparently told them that she'd have her new album out within nine months. "I'm writing every day, right here at the piano," she said. She describes the album as having an "urban" feel, which kind of makes me wonder how she's writing it at a piano. But whatever. I'm psyched for a new Britney album. ...
OMG You Guys Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer Broke Up!!! August 13, 2008Evil BeetJennifer Aniston, John Mayer Dude, so how long did it take for this "serious relationship" to fall to pieces? A month? Two? Sources are reporting that John dumped Jen. "There's been a bit of tension for some time," says a source close to 30-year-old John. "They initially opted for a break, hoping a trial split might make them stronger. Sadly it doesn't seem to have worked. John took the decision to end things as he felt he just wasn't ready for the level of commitment that Jennifer deserved." Word is that Jen's already got a new man -- some sort of male model. Sigh. Isn't she bored of the male models yet? ...
Total Cuteness! August 12, 2008Evil BeetChris Brown, Rihanna Chris Brown and Rihanna get a little snuggly on a vacation in Barbados. These two are so cute. And for such young stars, they have both stayed completely out of trouble. The worst thing they do is canoodle on a raft! So sweet! [Images via Splash]...
Paris Hilton Sued for Not Promoting One of Her Crappy Movies August 12, 2008Evil BeetParis Hilton Ms. Hilton is being sued to the tune of $75,000 for failing to promote National Lampoon's Pledge This, a film on which she was, technically, an executive producer. Worldwide Entertainment Group Inc said it paid Paris and her company, Paris Hilton Entertainment Inc., $1 million for "Hilton's acting services" and for "reasonable promotion and publicity" for the movie. HOLY SHIT. These people paid Paris Hilton $1M to do a movie???? Uh, somebody should sue them. ...
Go Daddy Go!!! August 12, 2008Evil BeetMichael Phelps Michael Phelps won the 200m butterfly on Wednesday for his fourth gold medal of this Olympics. Heh. I'd like to butter his fly, if ya know what I mean. So here's your photo of his pubic bone (or, as some of you pointed out in the comments, his "pelvic" bone -- I like saying "pubic"). At that point, Mr. Phelps held the record for the most Olympic gold medals ever. An hour later, he added another gold to that record, as the USA (with Ryan Lochte, Ricky Berens and Peter Vanderkaay...
Everybody’s Mad at China August 12, 2008Evil BeetUncategorized Now that all eyes are on Beijing -- and the shady activities that the Chinese government has undertaken on an international stage -- all of a sudden, if you can believe it, the human-rights violations in China are, at last, front page news. The top story on CNN this afternoon deals with Amnesty International's complaints about China in the years preceding this Olympics. "In the run up to the Olympics, it seems that Chinese authorities are so obsessed with projecting an image of 'st...