"If we weren't all entirely morally opposed to doing a reality show, I guarantee it would be the best-selling reality show ever."
Rumer Willis, on the possibility of doing a reality show with her sisters. The "best-selling" reality show ever, eh, Rumer? We usually go with "highest-rated" in this context, but I'll let it slip because you're not very smart. It's not like we can reasonably expect you to have any knowledge of the entertainment industry. And how much you wanna bet this show gets mad...
Tila Tequila showed up at yet another red carpet event with Courtenay Semel, Lindsay Lohan's ex.
You know, I'm embarrassed to say this, but I would totally watch a reality show about Courtenay and Tila's relationship. I mean, remember what a bitch Courtenay was on Filthy Rich Cattle Drive? The whole thing just sounds like reality TV gold to me.
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Tom's back in NYC with Katie Holmes, so she's back to wearing normal pants, because you know he bitch-slapped some fashion sense into her, then took out her awful old jeans and his sewing machine, made a pair of Daisy Dukes, and put on a fashion show for his dolls.
So now Katie has to wear the kind of pants that normal people wear.
Also: I like those sunglasses on Tom, and I hate that about myself. ...
For reasons I can't even begin to understand, Britney Spears and her "Piece of Me" video have been nominated for Video of the Year at this year's VMAs. To check out the video, click here.
She's also nominated for Best Female Video and Best Pop Video with the same song.
So, uh, this is kind of like a semi-official successful comeback, isn't it? I mean, it's not a Grammy, but still.
Weird. ...
La Lohan and SamRo hit up a party in LA last night. Lindsers seems to have used their brief time apart to dye her hair and get new extensions that are a redder shade. I actually think the hair looks great. It's the top that worries me. ...
Donald Trump has offered to buy the LA mansion of Ed McMahon -- saving it from foreclosure -- and then lease it back to McMahon, who defaulted on his loans.
The developer told the Los Angeles Times he doesn't know McMahon personally, but acted out of compassion because helping out "would be an honor."
"When I was at the Wharton School of Business I'd watch him every night," Trump told the Times. "How could this happen?"
Dude, Trump, do you ever fucking even hear yourself? Must you ...
Were Shawn Johnson and Nastia Liukin able to reclaim gold from the Chinese in the women's all-around???
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Yes, yes, yes. Michael Phelps won the 200m IM today -- and set a new world record while he was at it -- putting him six for six in his quest for Olympic record-setting. But we all knew that would happen.
NBC ran a little clip about his body before his race. That's not fair, NBC! Teasing us like that! And here's the real news: Did you know that Michael wears a SIZE 14 SHOE? And that his hands are the SIZE OF PLATES? Let's not use euphemisms here, people: this guy has an enormous penis. And I...
Thirty-two protesters were arrested, handcuffed, frisked and loaded into police vans Thursday at the culmination of a labor protest at Disneyland in Anaheim.
The picketers -- who were dressed in traditional Disney costumes -- began the day at one of three Disney hotels and marched to the gates of Disneyland. They were then arrested on a misdemeanor count of failure to obey a police officer and two traffic infractions, and were expected to be booked and released the same day.
The dispute invol...
Meet Trace Cyrus.
Trace is the older brother of a young woman named Miley Cyrus, whom you may have heard of.
He's also the lead singer and guitarist for a little band named Metro Station, whom you also may have heard of, thanks to their massively popular single, "Shake It," on their eponymous platinum album.
Trace and Miley tend to keep quiet about the fact that they're siblings.
I can see why.
Still, I think this guy's adorable, and, if you haven't listened to the entire Metro Sta...
Hooray!!!
Our very first celebrity lesbian wedding!!!
Portia De Rossi and Ellen Degeneres are planning to get married this weekend in a small intimate ceremony with only a few close friends and family ... and the paparazzi, hopefully. They'll probably be all over this thing. I want to see photos!!! Will they both wear bridal gowns? Ooooh, we could play "Who Wore It Best: Lesbian Wedding Bridal Gown Edition."
All joking aside, this is fucking awesome, and I'm beyond thrilled that this loving couple has the opportunity to get married. Maybe one day I'll...