Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Check Out My Tits, Yo!

Jessica Alba may not have been interested in showing off the weight she gained during her pregnancy, but she doesn't seem to have any problem making a huge show of those pregnancy titties at the ALMA awards in Pasadena on Friday. Other attendees included Eva Longoria and Tony Parker, Ashley Tisdale, David Henrie, Selena Gomez, America Ferrera, Daisy Fuentes, Judy Reyes and Edward James Olmos. There are a ton more photos after the jump. Read More...

Tropic Thunder Dethrones Dark Knight

Despite a weak opening day, Tropic Thunder came back, fighting off both Michael Phelps and Batman to take the weekend's top box office spot with a $26M weekend take. This is now Robert Downey Jr.'s second number one movie of the summer. Hey, Bob, aren't you glad you're sober instead of dead right now? The Dark Knight came in second, after four weeks at the top. The film has grossed over $471M in domestic ticket sales thus far. ...

Selling Out Lindsay Lohan

It's been awhile since someone's taken their turn at totally selling out Lindsers, but Courtenay Semel is up to bat now, chatting with News of the World about her "secret" former lesbian affair with Lindsay. I mean, technically, it's a "pal" of Courtenay relaying these quotes to NotW, but you know Courtenay's behind all this. Oh, and FYI? I totally reported on this in December. Just saying. Anyway, here's what Courtenay's "pal" claims she was told by Court: "Everyone thinks Samantha is Lindsay’s first lesbian love, but we were very ...

They Did It!!!!

The big story right now is, of course, Michael Phelps, who took home his eighth and final gold medal at the 2008 Olympics this evening -- in world-record style, of course -- but this last win belongs to all four men on the USA men's relay team: Brendan Hansen, Aaron Peirson, Jason Lezak and Michael Phelps. And, just like in the last relay, it was Jason Lezak who was the real superstar, anchoring what he started as a tight race and ending with a definitive lead. So, for the last image of ...

MARRIED!!!

Congratu-fucking-lations to Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi, who officially tied the knot on Saturday in a small ceremony at their home attended by close family and friends. Only nineteen people were there! Both brides wore Zac Posen and exchanged rings by Neil Lane. They also wrote their own vows. I really really REALLY hope they're going to release photos. I want to see pictures of this WONDERFUL occasion!!! CONGRATS ELLEN AND PORTIA!!!...

Katy Perry’s Parents Are Ashamed of Her

I posted awhile back about how Katy Perry's parents are both Christian preachers, and how she originally sang Christian music. I guess I just assumed her parents understood that she was using a persona to pursue a career, but I assumed wrong. They're steaming mad. Says her mother, Mary Hudson, about her hit song, "I Kissed a Girl:" I hate the song. It clearly promotes homosexuality and its message is shameful and disgusting. Katy knows how I feel. We are a very outspoken family and she know...