Amy has reportedly agreed to go to a rehab that is close to husband Blake's jail, so that she can get sober while making regular conjugal visits. Frankly, if I were her, I'd think of this as an opportunity to get sober near a constant reminder of what can happen if she doesn't clean her act up. She's going to the Focus 12 Clinic, which is only fifteen miles away from Blake's jail.
Good luck with this, Amy!...
I FINALLY had my camera near me when Leo and my cat Max got into one of their infamous battles. And, listen, I cropped out a LOT of the footage. I filmed them fighting for a full five minutes before Leo finally got bored and ran off. I just think this is the funniest shit ever. And you guys have been asking for new pics of Leo, so hopefully this tides you over.
Also, mad mad mad props to Laremy at Film.com, who was able to correctly come up with the band and name of this song when I sent him a text that said only "What's the name of that Irish song from movies? That sounds angry?" Now that is someone who knows his shit. For anyone who cares, the band is Dropkick Murphys and the song is "Shipping up to Boston."
I am amazingly proud of this video. I plan to submit it for Oscar consideration. I'm taking out a full-page ad in Variety later this year. That's how much faith I have in it. />
I FINALLY had my camera near me when Leo and my cat Max got into one of their infamous battles. And, listen, I cropped out a LOT of the footage. I filmed them fighting for a full five minutes before Leo finally got bored and ran off. I just think this is the funniest shit ever. And you guys have been asking for new pics of Leo, so hopefully this tides you over.
Also, mad mad mad props to Laremy at Film.com, who was able to correctly come up with the band and name of this song when I sent hi...
I was mistaken.
Here's the video for Katharine McPhee's cover of "I Know What Boys Like," from the House Bunny soundtrack.
This is worse.
I mean, it just blows my mind how many exceptionally talented people are wandering around Hollywood waiting tables while videos and songs like this are getting produced by major studios. It looks like a freakin' student film. And by "student" I mean "middle-schooler." This is so, so awful. />
I was mistaken.
Here's the video for Katharine McPhee's cover of "I Know What Boys Like," from the House Bunny soundtrack.
This is worse.
I mean, it just blows my mind how many exceptionally talented people are wandering around Hollywood waiting tables while videos and songs like this are getting produced by major studios. It looks like a freakin' student film. And by "student" I mean "middle-schooler." This is so, so awful. ...
Here's Joe "Dead Eyes" Francis announcing that he's suing the people who kept him in a Florida jail to the tune of $300M.
"I recently experienced an unbelievable miscarriage of justice that made a victim not just of me, but of all Americans who cherish their constitutional right to free expression ... If this can happen to me, it can happen to you."
This dude is so, so creepy. It's like, if you're one of those people struggling to grow spiritually, and you feel like you can't quite grasp exactly what a soul is, watch Joe Francis in this video. And when you ask yourself, "What is it that seems to be missing with this guy?" just know that the answer is "a soul." />
Here's Joe "Dead Eyes" Francis announcing that he's suing the people who kept him in a Florida jail to the tune of $300M.
"I recently experienced an unbelievable miscarriage of justice that made a victim not just of me, but of all Americans who cherish their constitutional right to free expression ... If this can happen to me, it can happen to you."
This dude is so, so creepy. It's like, if you're one of those people struggling to grow spiritually, and you feel like you can't quite grasp exac...
That is, of course, other than the I ::heart:: Evil Beet group and my own fan page. All of which you should join. Hint hint.
But someone sent along a link to a group entitled Alicia Sacramone Sucks at Gymnastics But I Still Wanna Fuck Her, and that, my friends, really sums up what the Olympics are all about in my mind. And in the minds of most Americans. I have joined the group.
And in the interest of gender parity, I have started my own group. It is called I Don't Care About Michael Phelps' Fa...
You know, every now and then, something will happen that reminds me that I'm getting more mature. Like, I'll carry the trash bag all the way to the trash chute, instead of just setting it in the hall outside my apartment and trusting that someone else will get so sick of the smell that they'll take it to the trash chute for me. When I tell people I'm going to the gym later this afternoon, it's the truth. When my cats are crying because they're hungry at 6:30 in the morning, I get out of bed and gi...
Here are the 10 most-watched broadcast network prime-time shows for the week ended Sunday, according to Nielsen Media Research:
1. Summer Olympics (Tuesday), NBC, 34 million
2. Summer Olympics (Saturday), NBC, 31.6 million
3. Summer Olympics (Monday), NBC, 30.2 million
4. Summer Olympics (Thursday), NBC, 29.7 million
5. Summer Olympics (Wednesday), NBC, 27.7 million
6. Summer Olympics (Sunday), NBC, 27.2 million
7. Summer Olympics (Friday), NBC, 26.1 million
8. Two and a Half Men, C...
This is what appeared on CNN's website earlier in the week.
Apparently they were kind enough to remove the quotes after receiving complaints, but they still haven't gotten around to getting Portia De Rossi's name correct.
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Thanks Anna!...
On the left: Vogue editrix, and the inspiration behind The Devil Wears Prada, Anna Wintour.
On the right: Greatest Olympic Athlete of Our Time ... in bed ... Michael Phelps.
I don't know when or where this picture was taken, or how in God's name these two came to be in the same room, let alone sitting directly next to each other, but we all need to start talking about it, pronto.
Go....
Remember just a couple days ago when Roseanne Barr took to her blog to call Jon Voight a "frightened little girl in a pink ballet tutu," among other things?
Well, Jon Voight is not going to sit back and take it.
He released a rebuttal today (shown above), accusing Roseanne of being "sick of mind" and suggesting that she is a "psychopathic liar."
I can't decide how I feel about this.
Was Voight's response appropriate or should he not have responded to Roseanne's comments at all? ...
Olympics Golden Boy and my future sex toy Michael Phelps has been harassed by every media outlet ever about his dating life, since everybody seems to want a piece of that size 14 penis these days, not to mention the gazillion dollars he's got lined up in promotional deals at this point.
In general, though, Phelps is keeping mum about his dating life. He did, however, rule out Amanda Beard, who he'd been rumored to be boinking. "No, I'm not dating Amanda Beard," he told Extra. "I'll say tha...
Awww, how sweet.
SNL funnyman Chris Kattan and his June bride, Sunshine Tutt, are separated.
"Separated for the moment. No plans for divorce at this time," says his rep.
Word on the street is that there's another woman involved. For which of them, I'm not certain.
Anyway, kids, I'm comin' to you this time from my NEW MAC BOOK PRO!
Woot woot!
I'm still learning my way around this contraption, but it sure as hell is cool!!! It's very intuitive and fun to use. You get the impression...