Katie Holmes is wearing normal jeans today as she leaves rehearsals for All My Sons.
But Katie still got the last laugh.
You see, she and co-star John Lithgow devised a plan. Katie was like, "Here's the deal. I'll wear something completely normal when I leave rehearsals today. However, you'll leave immediately after me, so the paparazzi get you too, and you'll be wearing something ridiculous, and that'll blow their minds." And John Lithgow thought about it, and then said, "Well, the pro...
Did someone bring homemade brownies to the office today? Did you eat like five of them? Are you feeling really disgusting and guilty about it right now, but just can't bring yourself to go to the bathroom and put your finger down your throat?
Good news!
You don't have to induce your own vomit today.
Miley Cyrus and BFF Mandy Jiroux are here to do it for you, with their new environmentally friendly YouTube video, instructing the youth of America all about how to go green.
Green with nausea?
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Did someone bring homemade brownies to the office today? Did you eat like five of them? Are you feeling really disgusting and guilty about it right now, but just can't bring yourself to go to the bathroom and put your finger down your throat?
Good news!
You don't have to induce your own vomit today.
Miley Cyrus and BFF Mandy Jiroux are here to do it for you, with their new environmentally friendly YouTube video, instructing the youth of America all about how to go green.
Green wit...
Guess who's having her third child? Angie Harmon! With Jason Sehorn! Who, by the way, I ran into in a parking garage in Beverly Hills once years ago, and we all three arrived at the valet station at the same time, and they were like "You go first" and based on that experience I am certain that they both love me very much. However, this is still boring.
Also, Tom Arnold does a lot of cocaine. Wait, what? That's not news, you say? Oh, okay, well how about this: His third divorce was finalized...
Matt Damon's wife is currently at a Florida hospital preparing to give birth.
Matt has been spotted pacing the halls in scrubs.
The couple currently have a 2-year-old daughter together, and this baby is expected to be a girl, too.
Good luck and congratulations to the happy parents!
Update: The little girl, Gia Zavala, has been born and everyone is doing well! Congrats!...
Uhhhh ... okay.
Um, out of nowhere, we learn that Ricky Martin is the father of twin boys, to whom a surrogate gave birth. Nobody is talking about who this surrogate is, or who the mother is, or really what the fuck is going on here. You know Ricky called some overseas sex trade agency asking them to send over two young boys, and when they finally arrived, he was all like, "Shit, dude, I didn't mean that young. How the fuck am I going to explain this?"
Says Ricky's rep: "The children, delivered via gestational surrogacy,...
Well, okay, technically, she's launching a new line of lingerie. But it can only result in hundreds of thousands of unfunny wardrobe malfunction-related jokes made by bloggers, fashionistas and reporters the world over. Bring it on, Janet.
The line is called Pleasure Principle, and it's expected to hit stores in November.
"People have come to me with other ideas, but lingerie is a passion for me, and just like music and acting, I can't do it unless I put 100 percent into it," Jackson said.
Jackson's 14-design line of underpinnings, crafted mainly from satin and lace and heavy on feminine de...
This is really a fantastic set of photos, because we get too see Shia LaBeouf and his be-bandaged hand on the set of Transformers 2, plus a nice look at Megan Fox adjusting her titties.
Sometimes the gods just give us these little gifts, and we must accept them humbly.
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Here's Jess in her very sexiest pose in this new ad for Stampede Beer.
Jessica owns a 15% share in the company.
But what's with this "Stampede Light, it's beer plus" thing? Grammatical incorrectness notwithstanding, what the fuck does that even mean? Beer plus what? Beer plus your cock in my mouth? Because that's about the only message I'm getting from this photo, Jess. ...
WTF is Courtenay Semel doing on a red carpet with Kourtney Kardashian???
She is supposed to be Tila Tequila's red carpet whore!!!
What a back-stabbing little red carpet SLUT.
I'm also a little bit concerned about having these two in such close proximity, lest the universe implode under the sheer force of so many deviant spellings of "Courtney." ...
Awwwww, this makes me so unbelievably happy!
Rachel and Ryan are supposed to be together FOREVER! Didn't they see The Notebook? They are supposed to dote on one another throughout senility and failing health, realizing again and again that their love is a force of a thing that transcends the wicked confines of the human form and then they die peacefully in one another's arms and I bawl my eyes out.
DUH.
So I'm glad to hear that they seem to have reunited. ...
Britney's on the cover of OK magazine this week, in a hot white bikini and running her mouth about her diet and exercise routine. And, yeah, there's obviously a lot of exercise going on here, but my guess is there's also a fair amount of liposuction involved. Anyway. In case you're the kind of person who still feels it's appropriate to take health tips from Britney Fucking Spears, here's the diet story Britney's sticking to:
"My diet has a lot to do with my getting into shape. I have no suga...
Is there anything Paris Hilton can't do? (Don't answer that. Don't even try. You have other things that need to get done at some point today.)
This time, she's becoming a superhero.
"I've created a superhero with Stan Lee, which is based on me," Paris told the magazine San Diego City Beat. "And we're doing a cartoon right now with MTV."
Oh, man. She makes it so easy.
Okay, guys. What is Paris Hilton's superpower?
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