Ha ha, you guys, I decided at like 1 am last night to try to secure my wireless network. I like to keep it unsecured, just to repay the universe for all the Internet connections I've stolen over the course of my lifetime, but strange things were happening with it and I decided it was best if I secured it. So I secured it with a WAP key, not knowing that the actual key I gave it was not going to be my password, because there's some strange formula that converts it to a hexadecimal code and THAT'S your password, etc, etc, etc. Long story short: I locked myself out of my own Internet connection and was up until 4 am trying to figure out how to get back in.
I crack myself up.
So I just woke up to learn that absolutely nothing is going on today. So I'm going to try to find some fun pictures for you guys. />Ha ha, you guys, I decided at like 1 am last night to try to secure my wireless network. I like to keep it unsecured, just to repay the universe for all the Internet connections I've stolen over the course of my lifetime, but strange things were happening with it and I decided it was best if I secured it. So I secured it with a WAP key, not knowing that the actual key I gave it was not going to be my password, because there's some strange formula that converts it to a hexadecimal code and THAT'S...
Oh YAY!!!!
This is TOTALLY the best part of politics.
The BITCHY ADS!!!
Love it, love it, love it.
Here an Obama ad noting that John McCain is SO OLD and SO RICH that he doesn't even remember how many houses he owns! (The answer is seven.)
This shit is totally better than a Paris v. Nicole fight, because ads like this are really expensive and funded by some of the most powerful people in our country.
How will McCain retaliate?
BRING IT ON! />
Oh YAY!!!!
This is TOTALLY the best part of politics.
The BITCHY ADS!!!
Love it, love it, love it.
Here an Obama ad noting that John McCain is SO OLD and SO RICH that he doesn't even remember how many houses he owns! (The answer is seven.)
This shit is totally better than a Paris v. Nicole fight, because ads like this are really expensive and funded by some of the most powerful people in our country.
How will McCain retaliate?
BRING IT ON!...
I love how Shannen Doherty manages to phone in even the half-second clip promo clip she did for 90210v2.0. She's not even trying!
This show is gonna suck. />
I love how Shannen Doherty manages to phone in even the half-second clip promo clip she did for 90210v2.0. She's not even trying!
This show is gonna suck. ...
Hey, remember how, after Paris Hilton got out of jail, she was all like "I will dedicate the rest of my life to helping those less fortunate than me" and we were all kind of hoping she'd, ya know, make generous donations to inner-city schools or fund an AIDS research clinic or start a food bank?
Well, she did none of those things.
She did something better.
Paris knows that not everybody can spend thousands of dollars on ultra-pricey hair extensions like her own, so she's dedicated her...
Olympic gymnastics all-around champ Nastia Liukin returned home to the US today and got to show off her vast array of medals.
Congrats, Nastia!
I also found an old photo -- from April 2006 -- of Nastia and the 2004 all-around champ, Carly Patterson, at the premiere of Stick It and just had to share it with you guys. They grow up so fast!
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Richard Hayes Stone, the uncle who Teri Hatcher accused of molesting her as a child, has died in prison of colon cancer.
He was serving a 14-year sentence for the molestation of a California teen, Sarah Van Cleemput. Sarah shot herself in the head in 2002 at the age of 14, leaving behind a note that said "You're probably thinking that a normal teenager doesn't do this; well, ask Dick."
When Teri heard about the story, she told authorities her story of molestation by the same man, and that ...
Just what you always wanted: a teeny tiny Coke bottle made of aluminum.
Yay.
Apparently the tag line they're going with is "Taste That's Real, Cool You Can Feel."
And to launch their new product?
Coca-Cola brought in heavyweights like Ed Westwick, Robert Verdi and, uh, Nik from America's Next Top Model?
If you're looking to launch a competing line of soda, now seems like it would be a good time to do so.
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Sources are reporting that Britney Spears will do a duet with Justin Timberlake, and that it'll appear on Britney's new album, due at the end of the year. (Really? That's soon!)
Um, I wonder how Jessica Biel feels about Britney and Justin spending all that studio time together?
Because, really, how freakin' phenomenal would it be if Brit and Justin got back together? I don't think anything could make me happier. And then if they got married and started adopting kids from Africa? Oh, oh, oh!...
Ahhhhhh ha ha ha ha!
Being a spoiled brat is so hard sometimes.
I reported earlier today that Tila Tequila's gal-pal/famewhoring socialite Courtenay Semel spent some time in jail on Wednesday. Now we have the details on why.
A source says Semel, a former friend of Lindsay Lohan and the 26-year-old Tequila's current girlfriend, was at Caesars Palace's Pure Nightclub that evening and left her cell phone on the property. When she went back to retrieve it, the club was closed.
"She d...
Someone decided to spray-paint the word "SLUT" along the wall of the London home of husband-stealer Sienna Miller.
And WTF is that symbol next to it?
Be afraid, Sienna. ...
Dude, when Miley Cyrus turns 18, I'm throwing a party. Food and liquor is on me. I will fund it with the money I will make from the naked pictures of her that are sure to be all over the Internet within a month of her 18th birthday.
But until that happy day, Miley is selling tickets to her 16th birthday party -- at $250 a pop!
The bash will take place at Disneyland in late November, and tickets go on sale August 30.
Doesn't a ticket to Disneyland cost $250 anyway these days? ...
I mean, not door-to-door or anything, although nothing would make me happier.
Sanjaya's going to appear in a commercial for Nationwide Insurance.
In the commercial, Sanjaya visits a wise man who tells him he needs a retirement plan — and a haircut. Ahhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha! THE WIT! Those wacky insurance ad guys! What will they dream up next? Oooh, I know! We could have Shaquille O'Neal in a commercial. And make some sort of joke about how he's tall!
I have to hand it to Sanj...