I think EvilT and I might be in a posting war… she hasn’t said hello to me or anything. And all in a shameless and transparent attempt to win EvilBeet’s love. The truth is neither of us have a chance, T. Give up the ghost.
So then, people have been emailing, calling, and texting – asking exactly what my relationship with THE EVIL BEET is. It’s a fair question. After all, she’s announced who she is publicly while I never will. The sad fact is that the nature of my stature makes it impossible for me to “spill the beans.” After I won that first Pulitzer I signed a non-disclosure thingy saying I’d never bring shame upon the blah, blah, blah.
Anyway, I WAS lucky enough to get it on video when Beet left this morning. I can post this because it doesn’t reveal my identity. You may note that I look a TON like that guy who is now on the hit TV show Lost. But I’m not him. Because I’m a 55 year old Samoan man who has won a Pulitzer and now resides in sunny Seattle, WA.
This is us saying goodbye this morning when her dad came to get her. Man, I really miss that chick already. Come home soon Beeeety!
(note: I’ve also gone to the trouble of captioning this for our Spanish readers because I’m JUST THAT GOOD.)
(**note: okay, it’s actually Portuguese. Alert reader Marcella nailed me on that little “detail”**)
I’m confused as to why you people actually find yourself amusing. Or why you’d think any of us, or anyone out there, would give a shit who you’re writing for and why.
Exactly!!
sorry to disappoint you, but you are not THAT GOOD for one small detail: that’s portuguese, not spanish!
not that anyone care, but i’m brazilian =P
exactly, Marcella- i was just going to say that :) I’m Cuban… that’s not spanish, it’s portuguese!
Okay so these other people may not think you guys are funny but you crack me the hell up. I will admit, I’m easily amused but damn…all I can do is laugh when I bring up this site. Love you guys so much! BEET COME HOME!
Yep, not spanish… no es español, es portugués
Either way, you both seemed upset in the vid, maybe that’s why you made the mistake.
I’m the only Portuguese around Lars
and I never wondered how you look like or who you are
and I haven’t watched the vid
but I promise I will
when I have some time
@ Spiteful Lars, well some ppl are just nasty rude. But I like you and EvilT myself. ANd I am sooo glad I have somebody to entertain and amuse me
oooh meu portugues do coraçao! brasileira tambem
hahaha yeah :)
so, you’re really good looking? or old?
Jeebus Beet grow a pair will ya? You’ll be back together on the weekend. You could have at least given the girl a tissue…
Sorry to be more specific that’s Brazilian Portuguese because in European Portuguese the subtitle would be: “Desculpa mas não ouvirás mais as minhas discussões com a Betty!”
more like
“Nem vais ouvir as minhas discussões com a Bailey”
Isn’t Dwayne Johnson Samoan?
Oh so the Beet finally got fired ? Is it only me that thinks this? “People come and go so quickly around here- quote from the Wizard of Oz.”
Something is fishy in Denmark? She got suspended for insubordination? Come on–what’s really going on?
She pulled a Lindsay Lohan and is out on some drug binge? Where are the paps when you need them! Get some damn pictures on here.
Was she caught hacking into someone’s private computer with all her school learned computer knowledge? She was trying to get even with someone because they made some nasty remarks about Leo — that little pisser! Come-on what’s going on? I smell a scandal here?
I am available to write if I can work from home. Just thought I would throw that in. Perhaps you would like someone who actually worked in the film industry? How odd that would be….
shut the fuck up tv vero, this blog would be dead if you were to write it.
um im confused. wtf is going on here?
HEY LARS you aren’t the famous musician guy Beet was fucking back in the day are you?
I love those fake posts advertising dating sites ~ Billionaireswhodategirlswhoworkatdairyqueen.com… no way, Beet signed up for that???
*snickers*
Lars – who are you, oh the drama, oh the suspense… oh the.. no wait.. I’m not really interested but I think your writing is good.
For all of those who posted and proved that they can read, speak and sign in Brazilian Portuguese.. wow, we get it, you are a smart one and we bow down to your superhuman intellect.
Karma don’t be so upset
I am a natural born portuguese
I live in Portugal
it’s my mother language
actually I admit I have a natural ease for languages
but I use my intellect and abilities doing brain surgery
and I come here for a good laugh